# Choose a song for Kerry

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 27, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039 "2004-07-27T02:54:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039/21 "2004-07-28T01:39:36Z")

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> [@vanilla](#):
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> real song. :wally

The Name Game

Terry!

Terry Terry bo berry  
Banana-fana fo ferry  
Me My Mo merry  
Kerry!

John!

John John bo bon  
Banana-fana fo fon  
Me My Mo Mon  
John!

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**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039/22 "2004-07-28T02:04:13Z")

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Don’t Fear the Reaper

(based on his appearance. Plus he could definitely use more cowbell.)

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039/23 "2004-07-28T02:06:21Z")

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For Bushco I would suggest theclassic Black Sabbath tune, “War Pigs.”

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**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039/24 "2004-07-28T05:26:21Z")

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“Let’s Roll”

-lv

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039/25 "2004-07-28T06:55:03Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> For Bushco I would suggest theclassic Black Sabbath tune, “War Pigs.”

Firstly, save it for September.

Secondly, I’d recommend “The Liberty Bell March,” just because. 😃

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**Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039/26 "2004-07-29T06:45:52Z")

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Does it have to be by someone famous? If not, then my choice is by an unknown singer/songwriter named Happy Rhodes.  
As more people start realizing what’s really going on…

[Waking Up](http://vickie.teemingmillions.com/wakingup.html) (link to full lyrics and downloadable song)

We’re waking up  
Yes it’s good  
We’re waking up  
Like I knew we would

There’s a breath of hope  
For everyone to share  
There’s a growing force  
Of people who care

In all the years of struggle  
It seems we’re making way  
I have never been afraid to  
Change the circumstances  
Of the world

Cobwebs everywhere  
It’s time for a deep sweep  
I wish they’d used it at the convention.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039/27 "2004-07-30T23:22:47Z")

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Left a good job in the Senate  
spoofin’ for the Dems every night and day  
but I never saw a chance at the top job  
‘til I got the nod from the Demo machine  
spin doctors keep on turnin’  
Dem voters never learnin’  
KERRY! KERRY!  
KERRY for the POTUS.

Pumped a lot of palms in Memphis  
kissed a lot of butt down in New Orleans  
but I never lost one minute of sleepin’  
wonderin’ if I’d earned those medals I had heaved  
spin doctors keep on turnin’  
Dem voters never learnin’  
KERRY! KERRY!  
KERRY for the POTUS.

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039/28 "2004-07-30T23:31:21Z")

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_Rain on the scarecrow! Blood on the plow!_

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039/29 "2004-07-30T23:35:31Z")

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_Fat man an’ his kids ‘n dog  
Comin’ in through the mornin’ fog  
Hey there Rover  
Come on over…_

(Yeah, I picture Kerry still blowin’ sunshine and smiles even after the world ends…)

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-a-song-for-kerry/257039/30 "2004-07-30T23:56:48Z")

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_Iron Man_. Works if you want to make fun of his demeanor, works with his war record, works if you hate Bush.

I think they’re actually using a pretty decent crop of songs. They might’ve played Johnny B. Goode half a dozen times at the convention and it’s a little hokey, but it could be worse. No Surrender works, and Beautiful Day is nice.

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