# Choosing a leader for the Blessed Leader Fan Club. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 6, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612 "2017-07-06T15:40:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/21 "2017-07-08T00:50:45Z")
Okrahoma by a long shot. He puts a lot of effort into his idiocy, compared to doorhinge and Clothahump. doorhinge comes in second because he also is clearly a true believer, but his stuff is just dumb. Clothahump is last because he’s just pure troll. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/22 "2017-07-08T03:05:30Z")
True, there is an earnest sincerity to **Okrahoma** that might otherwise have some charm. Like Opie the Fascist. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/23 "2017-07-08T04:11:42Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Like Opie the Fascist. I shudder when I read this. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/24 "2017-07-08T04:26:28Z")
I like Okra hanging around because they’re like a stubborn apologist on the internet many are familiar with. Usually when dealing with such an apologist there’s never much progress made, no one budges. Under 45’s leadership, we get to see the walls caving in on them and their deflections progressively appear more impotent. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/25 "2017-07-08T14:30:28Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Well, gee, **Morgenstern.** We are so blessed by having you post drivel about us. > [@Procrustus](#): > > Suddenly, you have an objection to drivel? Morgenstern’s drivel is substandard. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2017, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/26 "2017-07-08T21:07:56Z")
So you only like top grade drivel? Who drools into your mouth? ---
**Author:** ![jshore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@jshore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jshore)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/27 "2017-07-09T13:55:45Z")
Although he flies a little bit under the radar, I think [**davida03801**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20332363&postcount=7) is making a bid for it too. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2017, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/28 "2017-07-09T14:02:23Z")
> [@jshore](#): > > Although he flies a little bit under the radar, I think [**davida03801**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20332363&postcount=7) is making a bid for it too. He reminds of doorhinge. His stuff is mainly just dumb but he believes it. There’s not much effort in it. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/29 "2017-07-12T17:00:29Z")
My vote is for Okra. He is so _on point_ with the latest Twitter alt-right bots and spin that he seems rather… professional… with the accuracy and compliance of his arguments. ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/30 "2017-07-12T18:17:10Z")
Does the winner of this competition get a custom subtitle? Can we vote on that, too? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/31 "2017-07-12T18:17:25Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > My vote is for Okra. He is so _on point_ with the latest Twitter alt-right bots and spin that he seems rather… professional… with the accuracy and compliance of his arguments. He is innocent of any criminal wrongdoing! This is all a witch-hunt! ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/32 "2017-07-12T18:45:53Z")
**Clothahump** is an atheist, so he can’t be the paragon of anything conservative. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/33 "2017-07-12T19:36:27Z")
\*\*Okra \*\*could be one of our legitimate conservative posters. If he sticks around after Trump is gone he might end up making legitimate contributions. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/34 "2017-07-12T21:38:41Z")
An recent exchange from [another thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=822218) that demonstrates what makes **doorhinge** so very, very, _very_ special: > [@DoctorJ](#): > > This week, in a nutshell: > > Wow, Donald Trump, Jr. killed a hooker.\* > You don’t have any evidence of that. > They found the dead hooker in the trunk of his car, with a knife and his prints. > That doesn’t prove anything. > And six more dead hookers in his basement. > Can you prove that he even knew about those? You can’t. > What about the three-camera HD video of him killing the hooker? > I don’t think that’s even him in the video. > But he brought in a studio audience. Their tickets said “Watch Donald Trump, Jr. Kill a Hooker”. > I’m not sure it’s even illegal to kill a hooker. > Then he published that editorial in the Washington Post, “It Was Definitely Illegal When I Killed That Hooker”. > FAKE NEWS!!! > And he recorded that single, “I Sure Do Love Killing Hookers”. > What about all the hookers Hillary has killed? That’s the real story. > > - I’m not saying that Donald Trump, Jr. has killed a bunch of hookers, but you can’t tell me you’d be surprised. > [@Trump associates may have coordinated with Russians, according to US officials](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-associates-may-have-coordinated-with-russians-according-to-us-officials/782799/907): > > I’d would say that this entire post would qualify as fake news, if it had come from one of those allegedly reliable main stream news sources. > [@Trump associates may have coordinated with Russians, according to US officials](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-associates-may-have-coordinated-with-russians-according-to-us-officials/782799/908): > > Yes, if a reputable news source published an obviously sarcastic description of Trump killing prostitutes and claimed it was a real story, that would be fake news. Your logic is impeccable. Nobody sneaks one past that man’s brain-goalie! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/35 "2017-07-12T23:10:19Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > So you only like top grade drivel? Who drools into your mouth? Spongebob Squarepence? ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612/36 "2017-07-13T06:34:34Z")
The prize should go to the one with the best examples of statements in the form of, " Liberals think \_\_\_\_\_\_." Let’s face it: this is The mode of conservative discourse, therefore, the champ of that deserves to be the alpha-consevative troll. And another vote to leave HurricaneDitka out of this. He seems like a normal person with righty views to me [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choosing-a-leader-for-the-blessed-leader-fan-club/790612.md?page=1)