# Chris Hansen has to take himself a seat

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 30, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344 "2011-06-30T02:07:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/1 "2011-06-30T02:07:20Z")

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Ah well…

[Hidden Camera Catches Host of To Catch a Predator Cheating on Wife](http://gawker.com/5816825/hidden-camera-catches-host-of-to-catch-a-predator-cheating-on-wife)

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> “Why don’t I take a seat?” he said to himself, gesturing to a small booth in the corner, where he subsequently questioned and ridiculed himself for hours.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/2 "2011-06-30T02:11:05Z")

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With that thread title I was expecting him to have gotten caught with a 13 year old girl…

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/3 "2011-06-30T02:13:11Z")

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Here is the story:

[http://gawker.com/5816825/hidden-camera-catches-host-of-to-catch-a-predator-cheating-on-wife](http://gawker.com/5816825/hidden-camera-catches-host-of-to-catch-a-predator-cheating-on-wife)

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> ```
> Last weekend he (Chris Hansen) was recorded taking Miss Caddell on a romantic dinner at the exclusive Ritz-Carlton hotel in Manalapan, before spending the night at her Palm Beach apartment.
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> Secret cameras filmed the couple as they arrived at the hotel for dinner and then drove back to her apartment—where the pair left, carrying luggage, at 8am the following day.
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I know, I know the original source for this story is the National Enquirer. But they’ve been right before about this sort of thing. And fuck, this is Chris Hansen man. The snark potential was just too great for me not to post this.

Anyway, is anybody else wondering if she invited him in for sweet tea and then told him to “take a seat right over there.”

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/4 "2011-06-30T02:16:39Z")

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Sweet Tea!

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/5 "2011-06-30T02:17:43Z")

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So _that’s_ what a petard looks like.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/6 "2011-06-30T02:25:12Z")

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I was just going to post this.

Hey, at least the girl he’s cheating with is old enough.

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**Author:** ![2ply](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/b2d939/32.png) [@2ply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2ply)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/7 "2011-06-30T02:35:20Z")

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I like to imagine he was cheating with the 18 year old woman who looks 12 who they use to lure predators into the house.

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/8 "2011-06-30T02:35:44Z")

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Smug, self-righteous asshole gets caught doing the same kind of things he has made a career of decrying.

Maybe he should become a televangelist…

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/9 "2011-06-30T02:37:33Z")

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Yeah, because adultery and pedophilia are totally similar.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/10 "2011-06-30T02:41:06Z")

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I’ve merged a thread about this in MPSIMS and the original thread (here in CS) together.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/11 "2011-06-30T02:41:10Z")

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> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#):
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> Smug, self-righteous asshole gets caught doing the same kind of things he has made a career of decrying.

HAS he made a career of decrying this sort of thing? Because I only know him as, you know, the ‘To Catch a Predator’ guy, and I’m preeeeeeety sure the ‘predators’ in question didn’t think they were going to schtup 30 year olds.

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/12 "2011-06-30T02:42:16Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> So _that’s_ what a petard looks like.

It’s not his fault that he’s petarded.

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/13 "2011-06-30T02:46:12Z")

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> [@Hades](#):
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> Yeah, because adultery and pedophilia are totally similar.

No, because he has made a name for himself exposing people behaving dishonestly—Pedophiles, con-men, crooked contractors, rip off artists of all stripes: All of whom trade on deceit, by lying, sneaking around, pretending to be someone they are not—Just like a guy sleeping around on his wife…

(But maybe you are not able to understand this parallel, which is not a huge surprise to some who are familiar with you)

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/14 "2011-06-30T02:49:14Z")

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> [@Tengu](#):
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> HAS he made a career of decrying this sort of thing? Because I only know him as, you know, the ‘To Catch a Predator’ guy, and I’m preeeeeeety sure the ‘predators’ in question didn’t think they were going to schtup 30 year olds.

He has done “To Catch A Con-Man”, “To Catch An Internet Scammer” and other similar specials, not just the teenager stings he was initially noticed for.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/15 "2011-06-30T02:51:44Z")

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What I find most disturbing is that, except for the side she parts her hair on, his mistress appears to be almost an exact clone of his wife minus twenty years, down to the same hair bleach roots. Seriously, does this guy have an original bone in his body?

Stranger

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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/16 "2011-06-30T03:03:15Z")

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> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#):
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> He has done “To Catch A Con-Man”, “To Catch An Internet Scammer” and other similar specials, not just the teenager stings he was initially noticed for.

True, but I’d say there is general societal news value in learning about the child predators, con men and internet scams out there (though I"m not particularly fond of his method for getting it on the air). I don’t really see any societal news value in learning that prominent news guy is cheating on his wife.

So I still don’t care, though I don’t feel particularly sorry for him.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/17 "2011-06-30T03:09:07Z")

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> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#):
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> Seriously, does this guy have an original bone in his body?

Well, not in his.

[Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. Tip over your waitresses and look for loose change.]

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/18 "2011-06-30T03:16:58Z")

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Ok, another guy cheating on his wife. Not breaking any law. Not even a politician. The irony is weak. But the guy is kind of smarmy, so let him get a little dose of public humiliation.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/19 "2011-06-30T03:21:18Z")

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Don’t worry, I’m sure this his first time EVER!!! doing something like this.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-hansen-has-to-take-himself-a-seat/587344/20 "2011-06-30T03:23:05Z")

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> [@obfusciatrist](#):
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> I don’t really see any societal news value in learning that prominent news guy is cheating on his wife.

I’m no blue-nosed moralist, but I have no problem with people being pilloried for cheating in a committed relationship. It’s no _so_ far apart from confidence tricks in terms of harm.

The wronged party is unlikely to receive anything that approaches adequate compensation for the hurt - but a good old-fashioned shunning and ridicule that encompasses the offender’s entire sphere of influence? That may help a little bit.

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