# Chris Noth returns to Law & Order --

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 9, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232 "2005-02-09T17:58:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Papermache\_Prince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/1 "2005-02-09T17:58:34Z")

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According to [MSNBC](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6937103/), [E!Online](http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,15886,00.html), and other sources, Chris Noth is returning as Detective Mike Logan, not on the original Law & Order, but on Law & Order: Criminal Intent, for their fifth season. He’ll be sharing starring roles with Vincent D’Onofrio; each actor will appear in 11 shows. D’Onofrio was in the hospital last year, due to exhaustion. Noth is also appearing on Sunday’s episode.

That might be interesting. I like D’Onofrio but his practically omniscient character gets to be a bit much at times.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/2 "2005-02-09T18:48:33Z")

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I can imagine them sharing a scene together, with VD’O huffing and puffing and swaggering and speechifying, and Noth just rolling his eyes in the background. 🙂

Great news, I suppose, since I liked Logan but haven’t watched any L&O shows recently.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/3 "2005-02-09T20:12:55Z")

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Did Noth and Dick Wolf patch things up? I thought they had a pretty bad falling-out?

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/4 "2005-02-09T20:17:59Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> Did Noth and Dick Wolf patch things up? I thought they had a pretty bad falling-out?

That was Michael Moriarty. Noth was basically let go because of creative and money reasons, but he came back for the Exiled movie.

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**Author:** ![TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoneyKingofNowhere)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/5 "2005-02-09T20:19:18Z")

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As much as I love Law and Order and SVU, Criminal Intent is almost unwatchable for me. Granted, I don’t watch hardly ANY tv, but have somehow over the years grown to love the two original shows.

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/6 "2005-02-09T21:37:45Z")

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( **choie** stares at thread title and faints. After reviving, she peeks into the message itself and faints again. Finally, she clicks over to MSNBC and faints a third time, but at least this time was smart enough to put a pillow down on the floor.)

Hmm, yes, this is _slightly_ pleasant to hear.

I … I have a bit of a Chris Noth crush.

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/7 "2005-02-09T22:25:51Z")

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Didn’t Noth’s character go to jail for punching somebody (an incredibly annoying politician?)? Does anybody know any spoilers they could box on how the character will be a cop again?

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/8 "2005-02-09T22:28:13Z")

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Mr Big on L&O!! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/9 "2005-02-09T22:32:41Z")

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> [@The Devil's Grandmother](#):
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> Didn’t Noth’s character go to jail for punching somebody (an incredibly annoying politician?)? Does anybody know any spoilers they could box on how the character will be a cop again?

I though he was busted down to patrolman and sent out to some other precinct, but he was still a cop. Either way, not too difficult to write their way out of it if he infact lost his job.

This is good, I like the actor and the character, and Vd’O gets on my nerves from time to time. A split role is not a bad idea.

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/10 "2005-02-09T23:06:05Z")

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> [@The Devil's Grandmother](#):
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> Didn’t Noth’s character go to jail for punching somebody (an incredibly annoying politician?)? Does anybody know any spoilers they could box on how the character will be a cop again?

He was demoted to patrol for a few months, then returned to detective in a cushy suburban area.

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/11 "2005-02-09T23:45:17Z")

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I **love** _L&O_ and _SVU_, and I like Vincent D’Onofrio a lot, but _CI_ has never appealed to me that much. I may have to watch it some now that Dt Logan’s going to be providing a human counterpart to Dt Goren’s superhuman knowledge.

> [@brianjedi](#):
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> That was Michael Moriarty.

Hijack, but could you explain more about this, please? That is, if there is indeed a story behind this.

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/12 "2005-02-10T00:02:52Z")

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> [@Lisa-go-Blind](#):
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> Hijack, but could you explain more about this, please? That is, if there is indeed a story behind this.

Michael Moriarty seems to suffer from amental illness. He currently resides in Canadda because as he said in an interview: “God told him to take his family and flee the U.S.” and he claims to be a political exile. He said hewas forced to leave the show after he threatened to sue Janet Reno.

Occasionally he writes “open letters” and op ed stuff. Like “Barbara Streisand: The New Janet Reno” – apparently he also claims that Streisand is a big reason why he left the U.S. because she was single handedly out to destroy Ronald Reagan the greatest Republican president.

The interview I saw several years ago, he was disshevelled, confused, almost drooling, and certainly batshit crazy.

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/13 "2005-02-10T00:13:37Z")

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_ahem_ Let me correct that last statement to “he certainly _appeared_ to be batshit crazy” lest the statement appear libellous. I do not know for sure if he is batshit crazy, but he has made some “unusual” and “uncomfortably erratic” live appearances.

For fun you can read is [Open letter to Charleton Heston](http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b77607a7270.htm)…

> [@Michael Moriarty](#):
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> My suggestions for the soldiers of the First Amendment are to escalate non-violent protests against everything non-military that smells of Marx Americana: abortion lobbyists; environmentalists, who claim a spotted owl is more endangered than the American Cowboy and legislated a law to allow wolves to slaughter our Christian flocks of sheep; adult substance police who use our children’s ‘safety’ to enhance a police state; Marxist infiltration of our churches in the name of Liberation Theology; the seatbelt laws with which the Supreme Court has given search-and-seizure powers to police; and finally the Taxation Enforcers.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/14 "2005-02-10T00:29:16Z")

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I wonder what Ben Stone would make of his real life counterpart?

When is CI on? I can’t stand D’Onofrio, but I’d watch just for Chris Noth. I love Mike Logan.

(Seeing him sock the homophobe politician in the jaw was one of my favorite L&O moments ever.)

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**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/15 "2005-02-10T00:55:02Z")

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Finally, a reason to get into CI

😃😃😃😃😃😃

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**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/16 "2005-02-10T03:41:32Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> When is CI on? I can’t stand D’Onofrio, but I’d watch just for Chris Noth. I love Mike Logan.

Sunday nights at 9:00pm Eastern, I believe. (There’s also a repeat airing at 8:00 pm this week - _yawn_)

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/17 "2005-02-10T03:47:08Z")

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RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES!!!

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/18 "2005-02-13T05:13:09Z")

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> [@Papermache Prince](#):
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> D’Onofrio was in the hospital last year, due to exhaustion.

I wonder why he was really in the hospital, given that “exhaustion” is usually code for “pretty much anything but exhaustion.”

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**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/19 "2005-02-13T06:04:09Z")

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I really like the regular one and SVU, but I can’t stand CI. But I loved Mike Logan. Maybe that would make CI better.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-noth-returns-to-law-order/289232/20 "2005-02-14T05:24:49Z")

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I absolutely LOVED the part where Logan sits at Goren’s desk, picks up an abnormal psychology textbook, then tosses it away with a dismissive who-reads-this-crap? look.

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