# Chris Pratt and that COW

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-pratt-and-that-cow/828074>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 19, 2019, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-pratt-and-that-cow/828074 "2019-01-19T21:51:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2019, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-pratt-and-that-cow/828074/1 "2019-01-19T21:51:21Z")

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I don’t know anything about Chris Pratt who divorced the adorable Anna Faris. For all I know she is a mean drunk. For all I know, he is a walking lump of muscles with a teeny tiny pea brain. (Or, it just didn’t work out as H’wood marriages usually don’t.) . But his wanting to marry that ugly fucking COW of a Schwartzenneger, WTF? I guess he might be considering running for political office, or most likely money is involved. Or the cachet of being a son-in-law of tha Arnold is just too overwhelming. WTF.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2019, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chris-pratt-and-that-cow/828074/2 "2019-01-19T22:09:59Z")

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I don’t think we need this tone here.