# Christ on a Crutch!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christ-on-a-crutch/77302>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christ-on-a-crutch/77302 "2001-08-21T05:19:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christ-on-a-crutch/77302/1 "2001-08-21T05:19:36Z")

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[No, really… it’s Christ on a crutch](http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=9214246)

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**Author:** ![Sasquatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Sasquatch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sasquatch)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christ-on-a-crutch/77302/2 "2001-08-21T05:44:20Z")

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Betraying your lord and savior: 40 pieces of silver.  
Spending enternity in hell as a result: PRICELESS.

(I liked it, OpalCat.)

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christ-on-a-crutch/77302/3 "2001-08-21T06:33:08Z")

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And the prelude to that picture is titled “Christ on a Snowboard”…

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christ-on-a-crutch/77302/4 "2001-08-21T07:47:05Z")

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I think he injured himself while hopping around on his [pogo stick](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/opalcat/pogosticksample.jpg)…

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**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christ-on-a-crutch/77302/5 "2001-08-21T08:12:39Z")

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Now all we need is Christ on a bike…[sub]hint, hint[/sub]

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christ-on-a-crutch/77302/6 "2001-08-21T10:10:06Z")

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50 SPOOFE points will be given to anyone who posts a “Christ having sex with Mary Magdalene” picture…

(You’ll also be damned to hell forever, but hey… it’s _50_ SPOOFE points!)

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christ-on-a-crutch/77302/7 "2001-08-21T11:36:18Z")

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Yeah, but can you do _Buddha_ on a pogo stick?