# Christians And Their Shitty Fuckin Pizza **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 16, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145 "2012-12-16T01:11:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/1 "2012-12-16T01:11:27Z")
First the Papa John (not Creach) douche-fucking-bag, now the Domino’s asshole. What’s with Christians and their shitty fucking pizza?? What’s next? Chuck E. Cheese himself? > **[HuffPost - Breaking News, U.S. and World News](https://www.huffpost.com/?err_code=404&err_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2012%2F12%2F15%2Fdominos-contraception_n_2307794.html)** > > Read the latest headlines, news stories, and opinion from Politics, Entertainment, Life, Perspectives, and more. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/2 "2012-12-16T01:18:36Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > First the Papa John (not Creach) douche-fucking-bag, now the Domino’s asshole. > What’s with Christians and their shitty fucking pizza?? What’s next? Chuck E. Cheese himself? > [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/15/dominos-contraception\_n\_2307794.html](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/15/dominos-contraception_n_2307794.html) Monaghan sold Domino’s in 1998. Do try to keep up. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/3 "2012-12-16T01:25:05Z")
So he’s not the Domino’s asshole anymore? "Tom Monaghan, a devout Roman Catholic, says contraception isn’t health care but a “gravely immoral” practice. He filed a lawsuit Friday in federal court. It also lists as a plaintiff Domino’s Farms, a Michigan office park complex that Monaghan owns." Then why doesn’t he mind his beeswax? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/4 "2012-12-16T02:29:24Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > Monaghan sold Domino’s in 1998. Do try to keep up. But… when I click the link, I see a picture of a pizza. This _must_ be pizza-related news! Mmmm, pizza… ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/5 "2012-12-16T02:31:34Z")
Chuck E. Cheese is owned by Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/6 "2012-12-16T02:53:10Z")
I make the best pizza. Period. And there are no condoms or birth-control pills involved. What? ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/7 "2012-12-16T02:56:32Z")
**bobot** , I support your rant and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/8 "2012-12-16T03:04:06Z")
My husband had a coupon so he once brought home two Domino’s pizzas. Dog food smells better. I have no idea why anyone would voluntarily eat the stuff unless they were on the verge of starvation. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/9 "2012-12-16T03:09:03Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > Chuck E. Cheese is owned by Satan. I thought it was owned by Mr Atari, Nolan Bushnell, but he actually sold it to Satan nearly 30 years ago. I should keep up better. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/10 "2012-12-16T03:29:37Z")
> [@kayT](#): > > **bobot** , I support your rant and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. KayT, I’m sorry that I don’t have a newsletter. I usually don’t have a lot to say. When I do say something, it’s typically a drunken rant about something that I’ve seen on the ineterwebs. But thank you for understanding what I’m saying about these shitty pizza bastards, and their intolerance. I love you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/11 "2012-12-16T04:54:05Z")
I hear Jews make the best pizza. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/12 "2012-12-16T05:13:41Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > KayT, I’m sorry that I don’t have a newsletter. I usually don’t have a lot to say. When I do say something, it’s typically a drunken rant about something that I’ve seen on the ineterwebs… 🙂 Ohmigarsh, that was the best newsletter ever! Where do I click to keep getting it every fortnight? ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/13 "2012-12-16T05:30:58Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > My husband had a coupon so he once brought home two Domino’s pizzas. Dog food smells better. I have no idea why anyone would voluntarily eat the stuff unless they were on the verge of starvation. Not sure what it is with Domino’s. The local stores are pretty darn good. But I’ve had pies from other locations that I would have slid under the car to catch the oil leak that would have improved the flavor. ---
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/14 "2012-12-16T06:11:56Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > I hear Jews make the best pizza. Schlotszky’s Pizza is not bad. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/15 "2012-12-16T06:14:33Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > I hear Jews make the best pizza. I thought Jews made the best Chinese food. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/16 "2012-12-16T06:54:41Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > I hear Jews make the best pizza. > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I thought Jews made the best Chinese food. 😕 In my experience, the best pizzas **and** the best Chinese food in my area are made by Jews. May have something to do with living in Tel Aviv, though… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/17 "2012-12-16T13:10:16Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > Chuck E. Cheese is owned by Satan. And resembles Hell. ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/18 "2012-12-16T14:53:47Z")
My first experience at a Chuck E. Cheese was in Essex, MD., a rough area. As I walked in I laughed seeing they had Bud on tap… After ten minutes I was two fisting Bud down to drown out the pain… ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/19 "2012-12-16T14:55:54Z")
Doesn’t matter who owns Chuck E Cheese, smearing some oil on a cardboard disk and topping it with plastic goo doesn’t make it a pizza. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145/20 "2012-12-16T15:04:51Z")
> [@2gigch1](#): > > My first experience at a Chuck E. Cheese was in Essex, MD., a rough area. As I walked in I laughed seeing they had Bud on tap… > > After ten minutes I was two fisting Bud down to drown out the pain… Yeah, I think a lot of people have that same epiphany. I certainly did at my nephew’s birthday party. I normally never drink Bud, but when it has that “no other options” thing going for it, rules get bent pretty quickly. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christians-and-their-shitty-fuckin-pizza/644145.md?page=2)