# "Christina Aguilera should wear pants once in a while." I disagree. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334 "2003-01-03T01:38:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/1 "2003-01-03T01:38:58Z")
[http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,399454~4~0~,00.html](http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,399454~4~0~,00.html) I never liked her music, so she should do what I do like; expose her nubile flesh. Never gave her a moment’s though till she went skanky. Now I’ll leaf through a men’s mag if they have a new set of her fleshy pics. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/2 "2003-01-03T04:18:28Z")
I don’t have anything to add, but “ditto.” Great OP, **Revtim**. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/3 "2003-01-03T04:54:44Z")
I don’t find particularily attractive, nor do I like her music, so I just avoid her. ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/4 "2003-01-03T04:56:07Z")
Hey, she doesn’t rag on me to wear pants, so I extend her the same courtesy. ---
**Author:** ![LoN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@LoN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoN)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/5 "2003-01-03T04:56:19Z")
“I want people to stop thinking of me as a music business whore and start thinking of me as a real, skanky whore.” Thank you, SNL. I really have no opinion about her… ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/6 "2003-01-03T04:59:06Z")
I think she’s trying to duplicate Madonna’s arc. Remember how Madonna had pre-slut, slut, and post-slut periods? Christina is entering her slut period. I expect I’ll continue to ignore her as I always have. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/7 "2003-01-03T05:04:32Z")
Frankly, I think more singers should “go sexy.” If you don’t lkike sexhy, that’s your problems, AFAIC. I like it. You can always watch and listen to opera singers, they wear lots of clothes and sing real pretty. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/8 "2003-01-03T05:42:46Z")
The one thing I don’t like about her new ‘slut’ image is that she looks so “oily”. Her hair looks greasy, she looks greasy, and she looks like she stinks. Of course, to address the OP, I don’t care if she walks around naked. But I hope whatever orange-glo skin oil she’s rubbing on herself doesn’t cause skin cancer. I think we need a new teen pop-diva. I can’t stand the Britney/Christina era. It’s time for a new 15 year old to dress like a school girl, do the bump and grind with 25 year olds in her videos, and have her tits grow from an A cup to a D in 6 weeks (They’re not fake! Honest!) I’m tired of these two ex-mouseketeers. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/9 "2003-01-03T06:13:22Z")
Pants, no. But a gag might be a nice. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/10 "2003-01-03T06:18:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Evil Captor \* > \*\*You can always watch and listen to opera singers, they wear lots of clothes \*\* You’re goin’ to the wrong operas, Ace. ---
**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/11 "2003-01-03T06:20:12Z")
Well, she did wear _chaps_ in that one recent video… with only undies on underneath, I may venture to add. Classy. ---
**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/12 "2003-01-03T07:09:10Z")
Her look reminds me of that of the MTV videos of the early 1980s. She has that cheesy post-apocolyptic trendy-punk look. Still, I wouldn’t mind seeing some more post-apocolyptic videos on MTV, if MTV still played videos. We need more Pat Benatar dance-offs and pseudo-punk chicks in cages. Forget “serious” videos… give me some quality cheese!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/13 "2003-01-03T07:22:48Z")
I much prefer her Pre-Slut look to her Slut look. Max said earlier that she looked greasy and while I agree, the term I’d use is “Trailer Park Trash in severe need of a bath”. I have no problem with the showing of skin and relative lack of talent, hell… I like Britney, just… y’know… **bathe** every once in a while or something. If once a day is too much, try every other day or something. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/14 "2003-01-03T08:03:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > **the term I’d use is “Trailer Park Trash in severe need of a bath”.** Umm, I’ll give her a bath! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![non-native](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@non-native](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/non-native)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/15 "2003-01-03T08:33:57Z")
I never liked women that just smells like soap anyway. 😉 (Sidenote: I guess I’m slowly getting indoctrinated by the over-PC world, since I sometimes feel a twang of guilt for being attracted to a woman who would not be described as “voluptuous”. ) ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/16 "2003-01-03T08:56:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miller \* > \*\*Pants, no. But a gag might be a nice. \*\* Yessa, signor, it-a most-a certainly would be-a! I have no problem with sexy either, or even half-naked for that matter. I just don’t find her attractive. There’s something odd about the shape of her abdomen. Like she’s about to start layin’ eggs or something. Yeesh. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/17 "2003-01-03T09:13:18Z")
mmmm…eggs ---
**Author:** ![Harry\_Lime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Harry\_Lime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harry_Lime)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/18 "2003-01-03T10:51:19Z")
She should not wear pants. She should sit in my lap. End of story. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/19 "2003-01-03T15:40:42Z")
She looks like Dee Snider from Twisted Sister, or Hedwig–I can’t decide. Either way, it ain’t pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334/20 "2003-01-03T17:33:55Z")
Anybody else see the latest Maxim. Whoa! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguilera-should-wear-pants-once-in-a-while-i-disagree/146334.md?page=2)