# Christina Aguilera's "Dirty" Video
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [October 1, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439 "2002-10-01T19:31:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/1 "2002-10-01T19:31:08Z")
So, when did she officially make the leap from recording artist to full-fledged porn star?
All that’s missing is the money shot.
:eek:
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### Author:  [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/2 "2002-10-01T19:36:24Z")
For the love of god!!!
LINK???
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### Author:  [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/3 "2002-10-01T19:40:00Z")
How about a teaser still? 😉
[http://www.mtv.com/onair/makingvideo/flipbook\_2/images/ca4.jpg](http://www.mtv.com/onair/makingvideo/flipbook_2/images/ca4.jpg)
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2002, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/4 "2002-10-01T20:52:23Z")
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> recording artist to full-fledged porn star
There’s still a difference?
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### Author:  [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/5 "2002-10-01T23:07:24Z")
**Someone** needs to take Christina aside and tell her that the _Ho_ look is neither attractive or sexy.
She is so far into skank territory she may never get out.
I think it all started to go wrong when she started streaking her hair for the _Come On Over Baby_ video.
I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.
You could throw her in the river and skim **ugly** for a week.
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### Author:  [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/6 "2002-10-02T05:21:52Z")
The skankier, the better AFAIC.
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### Author:  [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/7 "2002-10-02T05:33:53Z")
Paully Shore, is that you?!?
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### Author:  [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/8 "2002-10-02T10:07:58Z")
I don’t understand her at all. I’ve seen a picture of her not made up and she’s pretty. She can actually sing, though I don’t like any of the songs she’s done so well. Yet she seems dead set on setting herself up as a sluttier version of Britney.
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### Author:  [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/9 "2002-10-02T10:33:18Z")
Christina seems to be harboring two rather sad and terribly untrue delusions.
1. Being “adult” means displaying yourself in an unquestionably sexually charged manner.
2. A sexually charged display must include provocative clothing, a perpetually flirtatious demeanor and whorish makeup.
Whoever is advising her needs to be smacked. It’s a sad thing, because Christina is quite talented (she can sing an Etta James song convincingly, while Britney et al. couldn’t sing a Rick James song convincingly) but she’s making herself out to be a bigger tart than Pamela Anderson. In fact, Jenna Jameson looks more demure in public.
It is my hope that her career doesn’t implode so that she can gain a little maturity and perspective and eventually realize that sometimes the sexiest thing a woman can do is cover it up and tone it down. It would be nice to see her do the reverse of Mariah Carey, so that ten years into her career she’ll be domimating the charts while exhibiting a litle taste and decorum about her comportment.
Gah, decorum, comportment, I sound like my mother. Oh well. Sometimes they are useful words. Someone might want to teach them to Christina.
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### Author:  [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/10 "2002-10-02T15:46:35Z")
I second the call for a link (I’ve poked around and can’t find the video anywere). I want to…ah…evaluate the OP’s claims on my own (yeah, that’s the ticket…)
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### Author:  [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/11 "2002-10-02T16:06:10Z")
I sat down and watched it on AOL last night.
Damn.
I don’t think she could show any more skin and still be allowed on MTV.
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### Author:  [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/12 "2002-10-02T16:17:22Z")
I like the part when Redman beats down the plushie.
Remember when David La Chapelle’s work was interesting to look at?
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### Author:  [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/13 "2002-10-02T16:17:43Z")
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> \*Originally posted by LunaSea \*
> \*\*Paully Shore, is that you?!? \*\*
Is this the Pit? That wasn’t very nice.
If Christina Aguilera was a guy, would there be a thread about his “skankiness”?
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/14 "2002-10-02T16:28:52Z")
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> If Christina Aguilera was a guy, would there be a thread about his “skankiness”?
I dunno. Do a search on “Ricky Martin” and tell us what you find.
😃
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### Author:  [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/15 "2002-10-02T16:30:41Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Yookeroo \*
> \*\*If Christina Aguilera was a guy, would there be a thread about his “skankiness”? \*\*
Well, I didn’t use the term “skanky.” - I said porn star.
And the second I see a male recording star flappin’ his ass cheeks in a thong in a music video, I probably _would_ start a thread about it. 😉
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### Author:  [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/16 "2002-10-02T16:53:50Z")
I’m sorry Yookeroo. I was just teasing, I should have put a 😉 in there.
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### Author:  [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/17 "2002-10-02T21:26:50Z")
Pfft. I gave up on Christina when “Lady Marmalade” came out.
Mostly 'coz the TRUE holder of the title [World’s Hottest Latina Singer](http://www.shakira.com/pictures/images/image7.jpg) shimmied onto the scene around the same time… 🆒
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### Author:  [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/18 "2002-10-02T22:41:47Z")
“The Making of the Video” will be on later today on MTV. I don’t care much for the look either.
She looks different though.
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### Author:  [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2002, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-aguileras-dirty-video/130439/19 "2002-10-02T23:51:31Z")
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> [http://www.mtv.com/onair/makingvideo/flipbook\_2/images/ca4.jpg](http://www.mtv.com/onair/makingvideo/flipbook_2/images/ca4.jpg)
OH MY GOD! HER EYES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER EYES!?