# Christina Hendricks wants to play Wonder woman

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 24, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310 "2010-12-24T19:52:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/61 "2010-12-30T16:43:11Z")

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> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#):
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> [Christina Hendricks’ feet](http://www.feetceleb.com/christina-hendricks/christina-hendricks-feet.jpg).

LOL.

_WHO GIVES A SHIT?!_

Gods. Anyway, as much as I like Chris Hendricks, she’s not Wonder Woman.

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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/62 "2010-12-30T17:17:03Z")

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I like the idea, but the producers need to make the costume more sexy-say, more like a Frank Frazetti deal.  
Im thinking…thong bikini, perhaps-would that fly?🙂

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**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/63 "2010-12-30T18:37:13Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> I’m trying to conceive of a category wide enough to include Christina Hendricks and Megan Fox. So far, all I’ve come up with is “People with vaginas”.

People who have never been in my kitchen.

(unfortunately)

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/64 "2010-12-30T18:39:09Z")

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> [@Daddypants](#):
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> Jeeezus! Look at those big toes. Ick. Looks like monkey feet.

I think that’s the fault of the shoes. They’re really shoving her toes around in a very unnatural way - they’re pretty but they really ugly her feet up.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/65 "2010-12-30T18:47:11Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> LOL.
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> _WHO GIVES A SHIT?!_

Foot fetishists, that’s who. Anything from the ankles up is irrelevant to these guys.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/66 "2010-12-30T19:05:35Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> Those are just very severe bunions, ie: big toes realigning to point toward the other toes.

Likely caused by too many years of wearing shoes like [these](http://toecleavage2.blogspot.com/2010/07/mad-men-weekend-christina-hendricks.html). (scroll down a bit)

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/67 "2010-12-30T20:35:21Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> I think that’s the fault of the shoes. They’re really shoving her toes around in a very unnatural way - they’re pretty but they really ugly her feet up.

For some reason, when it comes to most fashion designers, the more expensive the shoe, the narrower it gets. To the point where you (and by you I mean I) have to go up two sizes just so the things fit, especially since heels push the widest part of your foot even further forward. Hopefully she got these at the last minute from a clueless stylist.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/68 "2010-12-30T21:33:55Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> Then let’s not half-ass it, let’s take it old school with [Gabriella Reece](http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/1/c/1c951-GR_1.jpg).

I concede. 6’ 3" and solidly athletic.

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/69 "2010-12-30T21:43:54Z")

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> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#):
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> I concede. 6’ 3" and solidly athletic.

Except she’s 40 and WW is perpetually 27 years old.

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/70 "2010-12-30T21:44:21Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Likely caused by too many years of wearing shoes like [these](http://toecleavage2.blogspot.com/2010/07/mad-men-weekend-christina-hendricks.html). (scroll down a bit)

Really? A “toe cleavage” blog? 😛

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/71 "2010-12-30T21:49:10Z")

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Hey, don’t blame me, blame Google.

That’s’ my story and I’m sticking with it.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/72 "2010-12-30T22:10:13Z")

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> [@KneadToKnow](#):
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> I remember the happy days before the Internet when I would have responded to such comments about a beautiful woman’s feet being a turn-off by saying “So what? It’s not like you’re going to f&ck her feet.”

Well, what if you _were_ going to? 😉

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/73 "2010-12-30T23:31:23Z")

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> [@Spoke](#):
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> Really? A “toe cleavage” blog? 😛

Passé. I’m developing a site dedicated solely to “front butts.”

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/74 "2010-12-31T00:01:11Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Hey, don’t blame me, blame Google.
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> That’s’ my story and I’m sticking with it.

Sir, we’re going to need to take a look at your bookmarks.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/75 "2010-12-31T03:10:25Z")

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Uh, sure. Just give me a few moments, okay?

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/76 "2010-12-31T16:07:36Z")

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She may be wrong for the part, but I would pay money just to see a Powerpoint slideshow of her posing in the costume. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christina-hendricks-wants-to-play-wonder-woman/565310/77 "2011-01-06T23:56:46Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Similarly, there’s a method for someone who does not currently have an athletic build, to gain an athletic build. It’s called “exercise.”

I posit that Hendrick’s toning up to that point would, in true comic-book irony fashion, destroy what she’s beloved for in the process of giving her fans what they want. That path can only lead down the slippery slope to super-villainhood.

Trust me, I’ve seen women with that build in superhero outfits. She’ll look fantastic, but she’ll look like a cosplayer. Or possibly a fetish model. And any Wonder Woman movie is going to have to work pretty hard at keeping that angle to an acceptable level without tempting fate.

The more important question is, can she be convincingly badass? What I’ve seen of Mad Men is inconclusive.

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Since we’ve reached the point of suggesting non-actors, I feel obliged to point out that ah, “independent-film” actress Kym Wilde looks almost disturbingly like Wonder Woman. They even share some of the same interests.

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