# Christine O'Donnell has replaced Palin in my heart of hearts... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 21, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499 "2010-09-21T02:35:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/181 "2010-10-07T11:12:16Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Christine O’Donnell is a cute piece of ass. > > If I was from Deleware, I’d vote for her because she is pretty and something nice to look at on TV. The other guy is named Coon and is bald. > > Hot chick or Mel Cooley? It’s not that it matters politically. I think she should run on a political platform that she has a bald coochie. That’d be a sure winner. I wish my political representative was young and hot and had a bald pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/182 "2010-10-07T12:53:56Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > “Today, we found out that a third college that Christine O’Donnell said she attended has no record of ever knowing her. I’m starting to wonder if she ever really went to Hogwarts.” - Bill Maher God, I can’t stand that guy, but I have to admit that was good. So, who thinks her best shot is, “Look, I’m cute. You’re going to have to see someone’s face in the paper and on TV for the next six years. Do you want it to be me, or do you want it to be some wrinkled white guy? Vote O’Donnell, I might have a nip-slip”. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/183 "2010-10-07T14:44:36Z")
> [@Rune](#): > > > [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > > > Christine O’Donnell is a cute piece of ass. > > > > If I was from Deleware, I’d vote for her because she is pretty and something nice to look at on TV. The other guy is named Coon and is bald. > > > > Hot chick or Mel Cooley? It’s not that it matters politically. > > I think she should run on a political platform that she has a bald coochie. That’d be a sure winner. I wish my political representative was young and hot and had a bald pussy. I like that black woman who is running on the slogan: “Not the white man’s bitch.” Fucking cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/184 "2010-10-07T14:59:31Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > “Today, we found out that a third college that Christine O’Donnell said she attended has no record of ever knowing her. I’m starting to wonder if she ever really went to Hogwarts.” - Bill Maher That has made my day, thanks for the well needed laugh **Revtim**. ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/185 "2010-10-07T15:25:58Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > > [@Rune](#): > > > > I think she should run on a political platform that she has a bald coochie. That’d be a sure winner. I wish my political representative was young and hot and had a bald pussy. > > I like that black woman who is running on the slogan: “Not the white man’s bitch.” Fucking cracks me up. As a white man, I’d like it better if she ran under the slogan: “The white man’s bitch.” All politicians are the voters’ bitches. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/186 "2010-10-07T15:42:51Z")
> [@Rune](#): > > … I wish my political representative was young and hot and had a bald pussy. I’m presuming that you mean “shaved”. I mean, if her curlies all fell out, that would be a little, like, _ewwwwww!_ ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/187 "2010-10-07T15:47:13Z")
Or if they never grew in because she’s young. Like, _double ewwwwww_!! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/188 "2010-10-07T15:59:16Z")
Perhaps some witch put a spell on her to make all the hair fall off. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/189 "2010-10-07T16:09:24Z")
**Boyo Jim** would tap that. Not me, I have strict rules! OK, guidelines. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/190 "2010-10-07T16:11:56Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > **Boyo Jim** would tap that. Not me, I have strict rules! OK, guidelines. Yes, all she needs is a little duct tape, or some other kind of gag. So no oral sex, but what were the odds of that anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/191 "2010-10-08T01:56:53Z")
You could cut a hole through the duct tape. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/192 "2010-10-08T04:44:31Z")
Her ad says she is not a witch. then it says she is not a politician.This is her second run at senate. She was a media consultant 2002-3. Press secretary for Concerned Citizens before that. She worked for Women for Change earlier . She was a consultant for the Repub. National Comm. before that. Nope she was not a politician. She was you. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/193 "2010-10-08T05:27:34Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Christine O’Donnell is a cute piece of ass. > > If I was from Deleware, I’d vote for her because she is pretty and something nice to look at on TV. Your commitment to appearing to be straight is impressive. It’s okay, though, we all know you’re really the biggest queer in queertown (sorry, **matt\_mcl** , you know I love you too). Just admit your love for dick, man. You’ll be a lot happier, and so will all of the people around you. ---
**Author:** ![Baboonanza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f475e1/32.png) [@Baboonanza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baboonanza)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/194 "2010-10-08T09:08:45Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > > [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > > > Christine O’Donnell is a cute piece of ass. > > > > If I was from Deleware, I’d vote for her because she is pretty and something nice to look at on TV. > > Your commitment to appearing to be straight is impressive. It’s okay, though, we all know you’re really the biggest queer in queertown (sorry, **matt\_mcl** , you know I love you too). Just admit your love for dick, man. You’ll be a lot happier, and so will all of the people around you. Especially those with dicks. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Call_Me_Shirley)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/195 "2010-10-08T11:30:18Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Has anyone seen her “I’m not a witch” ad? Throw her into the pond! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/196 "2010-10-08T14:03:20Z")
She turned our budget surplus into a newt! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/197 "2010-10-08T14:15:57Z")
Wow. She’s cute. And she looks a little like Cairbou Barbie. They should hook up. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/198 "2010-10-08T18:36:22Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Wow. She’s cute. And she looks a little like Cairbou Barbie. They should hook up. She reminds me of Annie Golden. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/199 "2010-10-09T00:28:35Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > No one cared anyway, did they? Was anybody going to switch their vote because of it? Her real problem is with the revelation that she apparently fabricated her entire academic career. I don’t see why that’s not a bigger issue. Can you imagine what Fox News would do if it was discovered that Obama made up his college degrees? Given what she has said, the revelation that she fabricated her academic career comes as no great shock. Actually this makes me feel much better about our higher education system. I guess the Tea Baggers consider Palin too much of an egghead, and wanted somebody just like them. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/200 "2010-10-09T01:00:40Z")
> [@Baboonanza](#): > > > [@Kyla](#): > > > > Your commitment to appearing to be straight is impressive. It’s okay, though, we all know you’re really the biggest queer in queertown (sorry, **matt\_mcl** , you know I love you too). Just admit your love for dick, man. You’ll be a lot happier, and so will all of the people around you. > > Especially those with dicks. Well, he’d need a personality transplant before anyone would actually want to fuck him, but I suspect coming out would help a lot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499.md?page=11)