# Christine O'Donnell has replaced Palin in my heart of hearts... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 21, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499 "2010-09-21T02:35:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/201 "2010-10-09T03:42:34Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > > [@Baboonanza](#): > > > > Especially those with dicks. > > Well, he’d need a personality transplant before anyone would actually want to fuck him, but I suspect coming out would help a lot. No, I’d prefer he kept it tucked inside and zipped up. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/202 "2010-10-09T14:23:13Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > > [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > > > so many of the country’s populace are beginning to want people in office who have no experience and who have no qualifications and who will do what they think is right instead of what’s politically expedient > > After claiming last election that lack of experience was a reason not to vote for Obama. That was different because he was just a filthy dirty stinking Democrat :smack: ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/203 "2010-10-09T20:01:46Z")
Where does the GOP find all these fucking idiots, and who are the fucking idiots that vote for them?? ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/204 "2010-10-09T21:11:58Z")
Half the people are on the wrong side of the bell curve. They’re allowed to vote, too. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/205 "2010-10-10T15:33:44Z")
The idiocracy is here. It has begun. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/206 "2010-10-11T00:56:34Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Wow. She’s cute. And she looks a little like Cairbou Barbie. They should hook up. Problem is, whenever she takes off her clothes the furnace kicks on. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/207 "2010-10-13T00:32:27Z")
[It just gets better:](http://voices.washingtonpost.com/checkpoint-washington/2010/10/does_christine_odonnell_know_s.html) > [@](#): > > In a 2006 debate, Christine O’Donnell, the Republican Senate nominee from Delaware, claimed that she had classified information about China’s plans to take over America. > > The remarks sound like they’re straight out of “Red Dawn,” the upcoming movie about China’s takeover of the United States. Only O’Donnell wasn’t just saying her lines. > > According to an Associated Press report on Monday, the candidate, who lost in her 2006 primary bid for the Senate, said China had a “carefully thought out and strategic plan to take over America.” Responding to an opponent who said that working with China was in U.S. interests, O’Donnell countered: “That doesn’t work,” she said. “There’s much I want to say. I wish I wasn’t privy to some of the classified information that I am privy to.” She then goes on to cast various slurs on China, most of them provably false. But, as O’Donnell has never yet held any public office (despite several campaigns), where does she get classified information? Christine, if you don’t want people thinking you’re a witch, this is not the way to go about it. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/208 "2010-10-13T00:43:21Z")
Certainly puts a different slant on things, but I suspect she is disoriented. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/209 "2010-10-13T00:47:22Z")
Go. To. Your. Room. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/210 "2010-10-13T00:50:59Z")
What? What? Just saying, I think this may prove to be the chink in her armor. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/211 "2010-10-13T00:54:14Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > What? What? > > Just saying, I think this may prove to be the chink in her armor. I saw what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/212 "2010-10-13T01:12:46Z")
Can’t prove it. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/213 "2010-10-13T01:56:41Z")
The last defense of a scoundrel. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/214 "2010-10-13T02:28:32Z")
I’ve spent about the lat 20 minutes trying to think of puns on Chinese food and then decided that I’m not going to do it. It would just be wong. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/215 "2010-10-13T02:37:13Z")
Oops! Nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/216 "2010-10-13T02:49:45Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I’ve spent about the lat 20 minutes trying to think of puns on Chinese food and then decided that I’m not going to do it. It would just be wong. Yes, wong and dim sum! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/217 "2010-10-13T02:55:24Z")
I’ll bet there aren’t many people who can eat Christine O’Donnell and want more an hour later. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/218 "2010-10-13T03:02:26Z")
How much you got to wager? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/219 "2010-10-13T03:04:43Z")
Eh, you’re right, it’s never a good bet to bet against bad taste. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499/220 "2010-10-13T04:04:08Z")
All this won-ton punning is inexcusable. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christine-odonnell-has-replaced-palin-in-my-heart-of-hearts/554499.md?page=12)