# Christmas card from the cats

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 21, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997 "2017-12-21T15:23:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/1 "2017-12-21T15:23:37Z")

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I thought it would be cute to send us a Christmas card from the cats. So I got a card that said it was from the cats, addressed it to us, put this address and the cats’ names in the return address, and mailed it on Monday. It arrived Wednesday.

Coincidentally, we also received a card from Cat Country Resort, where the cats stay when we’re away. Mrs. L.A. thought Cat Country sent us _two_ cards! 😛 I didn’t tell her it was actually I who sent it. She liked the card and thought it was cute. 🙂

OK, that was really mundane and pointless. But I had to share.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/2 "2017-12-21T15:31:04Z")

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Aawww, Johnny that was sweet. And you cook, too! What are you? The perfect spouse? Happy Christmas!!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/3 "2017-12-21T15:35:06Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> What are you? The perfect spouse?

Yeah, pretty much. 😃

I’m also unbelievably modest. ⭕

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/4 "2017-12-21T15:48:23Z")

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Dude, buy yourself a Christmas present! You deserve it.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/5 "2017-12-21T17:09:20Z")

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No Xmas cards but **Mrs. FtG** has been receiving birthday, Valentines Day and Mothers Day cards from the cat(s) for quite a few years.

Note that in cat-ese they are addressed to “Meowmy”.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/6 "2017-12-21T17:47:16Z")

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People think cats can address and mail cards??? 😕😕😃

I send one to my cousin that is supposedly from her stupid dog, and put fingerpaints on his feet to have a paw print on it.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/7 "2017-12-21T19:38:58Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> I send one to my cousin that is supposedly from her stupid dog, and put fingerpaints on his feet to have a paw print on it.

I thought about paw prints, but we received a card with Harvey’s paw print when we received his ashes. Not a connection I want to make. ☹

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/8 "2017-12-21T21:18:07Z")

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I don’t think I’d try to put the Siameses paws in ink. There would be paw prints where my eyes used to be. Then I couldn’t see the ones on the ceiling. Maybe a nice Polaroid shot from a distance. Have I mentioned they are evil? Beautiful, but evil! Yeah, evil is the word.

(Don’t tell them I said that)

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/9 "2017-12-21T22:29:22Z")

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They already know, they already know… 😃

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/10 "2017-12-21T22:39:32Z")

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Yeah, they are looking at me right now, because I had the temerity to move my foot, which was asleep because they are both in my lap. I live a life of hell, y’all cannot believe. I did one good thing right I got the correct treats, so maybe I am safe tonight.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/11 "2017-12-22T00:12:48Z")

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I always include cards from the cats on the wife’s birthday, our anniversary, Christmas and the like. They are part of the family and don’t have any money, so I do it for them.

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/12 "2017-12-24T06:28:10Z")

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Our cats always leave a card for the staff in the Christmas tree. Very considerate masters that way.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-from-the-cats/804997/13 "2017-12-24T06:34:42Z")

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My cats used to send cards to my (now) ex-wife.

My cats don’t send cards now, but (I think) they do look forward to the slew of new toys they get at Christmas.
