# Christmas card Wish List

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-wish-list/143218>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 17, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-wish-list/143218 "2002-12-17T01:30:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-wish-list/143218/1 "2002-12-17T01:30:52Z")

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I started thinking today about my christmas cards (yea, they’ll be pretty late. i don’t care.), and I realized there might be some dopers who are with limited friends or family, and don’t get a lot of Christmas greetings. Or, there’s just the possibility that y’all like getting mail, which I know I do! So I’m putting out an open invitation…anyone who would appreciate a card, drop me a line, I’ll throw you on my list. My email’s in my profile.

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

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**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-wish-list/143218/2 "2002-12-17T01:50:01Z")

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Merry Christmas!

No I don’t want one!

But it’s the thought that counts!

MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS…

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-wish-list/143218/3 "2002-12-17T02:10:37Z")

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Yer kidding right?

I’ve finally got it so that I don’t receive any Christmas cards and I don’t have to send any.

::Grumbles::

Merry Christmas and all that.

Just joking with ya **Pammipoo** , that was a really nice offer. I so wish I could like Christmas even an eensy bit.

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**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-wish-list/143218/4 "2002-12-17T02:20:18Z")

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> **Honey** : Just joking with ya **Pammipoo** , that was a really nice offer. I so wish I could like Christmas even an eensy bit.

Maybe you haven’t had the “Xavier Xperience”.

::Barry White music in the Background… Xavier Strolls on by::

See Laydee… I think you got it all figured wrong… Christmas ain’t about the cold… it’s about the heat… yeah… bay-be… and the lovin’…

::Xavier’s pants catch fire from the blazing hearth::

Shit! Shit! Shit! Get this monkey crap off me!!! YAYAYAYAYA!!!

::Stands there with burnt clothes::

So you still wanna go out?

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**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-wish-list/143218/5 "2002-12-17T02:28:01Z")

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Just dropping in to wish you a Merry Christmas. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-wish-list/143218/6 "2002-12-17T02:52:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by StephenG \*  
> \*\*Just dropping in to wish you a Merry Christmas. 🙂 \*\*

Hey!! I haven’t seen you around since last year or so…are you local for the holidays? One of these weeks, we’ll have to meet up and grab a bite to eat. IM me or something.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-wish-list/143218/7 "2002-12-17T14:27:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Xavier \*  
> \*\*Maybe you haven’t had the “Xavier Xperience”.
> 
> ::Barry White music in the Background… Xavier Strolls on by::
> 
> See Laydee… I think you got it all figured wrong… Christmas ain’t about the cold… it’s about the heat… yeah… bay-be… and the lovin’…
> 
> ::Xavier’s pants catch fire from the blazing hearth::
> 
> Shit! Shit! Shit! Get this monkey crap off me!!! YAYAYAYAYA!!!
> 
> ::Stands there with burnt clothes::
> 
> So you still wanna go out? \*\*

As tempting as that offer is, I have to…uh…uh…grout the tub tonight.  
😃

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**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-card-wish-list/143218/8 "2002-12-18T16:35:43Z")

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_BUMP_

I’m sending out my cards today…any takers?
