# Christmas music I can do without: 2011 edition

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-music-i-can-do-without-2011-edition/603536>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 20, 2011, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-music-i-can-do-without-2011-edition/603536 "2011-11-20T08:33:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-music-i-can-do-without-2011-edition/603536/101 "2011-12-03T23:46:02Z")

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> [@A\_Dodgy\_Dude](#):
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> While we’re all bitching about Christmas, does anyone here understand these lyrics from Do You Hear What I Hear?
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> > [@](#):
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> > A Child, a Child  
> > Shivers in the cold  
> > Let us bring Him silver and gold  
> > Let us bring Him silver and gold
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> 😕

Good point. Better he should bring Him a talking lamb.

Think how different the NT would be if it had featured the adventures of Baby Jesus and his Talking Lamb.

I think I feel a can’t-lose pitch meeting with the execs at Fox Television coming on. I just need a name for the lamb…

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**Author:** ![Sam\_A.Robrin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sam_a.robrin/32/14497_2.png) [@Sam\_A.Robrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_A.Robrin)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-music-i-can-do-without-2011-edition/603536/102 "2011-12-04T03:45:17Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Good point. Better he should bring Him a talking lamb.

The drum solo and the crutch weren’t any more helpful, either…

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-music-i-can-do-without-2011-edition/603536/103 "2011-12-04T03:50:35Z")

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I always had the thought at the back of my mind that those three characters were all the same guy.

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**Author:** ![tadtooornamental](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@tadtooornamental](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tadtooornamental)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-music-i-can-do-without-2011-edition/603536/104 "2011-12-04T22:10:13Z")

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Something about a Marshmallow World. I had never heard it until this year, when there are 5 or 6 different versions playing over the loudspeaker at work every day. Makes me want to jam the nearest sharp object into my eardrums.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-music-i-can-do-without-2011-edition/603536/105 "2011-12-14T21:50:01Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Good point. Better he should bring Him a talking lamb.
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> Think how different the NT would be if it had featured the adventures of Baby Jesus and his Talking Lamb.

Let’s not forget the talking wind. And didn’t the king want to do the exact opposite of rolling out the Welcome Wagon?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-music-i-can-do-without-2011-edition/603536/106 "2011-12-14T22:44:06Z")

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> [@Barrett\_Bonden](#):
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> **Happy XMas, War is Over**. Hate it. It’s so bad it makes me want war to continue.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one…

I’ve nearly driven off the road trying to change channels on the radio when “The Christmas Shoes” comes on. Hate that song with a passion. The station here that’s gone all Christmas all the time plays it several times a day. :mad:

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