# Christmas song parodies **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 24, 2016, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-song-parodies/775531 "2016-12-24T15:27:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-song-parodies/775531/21 "2016-12-27T18:01:55Z")
Back during the disco days, National Lampoon created some lyrics for “Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer,” where R turns Santa Claus gay. I like Kip Addotta’s, “[I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbF77XyXaZs),” even though the production is awful, even for a parody. ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-song-parodies/775531/22 "2016-12-27T18:58:56Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > My choir did a funny version of “Good King Kong” by P. D. Q. Bach. For some reason the one posted on Youtube is different from the one I remember. Ohhhhh, forgot about the last of J. S. Bach’s twenty-odd sons (and definitely the oddest!)!! [“Oh Little Town of Hackensack”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZefBDQYeXyM) [“Throw the Yule Log On, Uncle John”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYLPfUnzhLg&list=PLC78E7B080B4D7083) ---
**Author:** ![Cartoonacy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/848f3c/32.png) [@Cartoonacy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartoonacy)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-song-parodies/775531/23 "2016-12-27T19:38:52Z")
I just discovered this version of _The 12 Days…_ from [Straight, No Chaser](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8). ---
**Author:** ![Cartoonacy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/848f3c/32.png) [@Cartoonacy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartoonacy)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-song-parodies/775531/24 "2016-12-27T19:46:24Z")
And if this can be considered a parody, [Malinda Kathleen Reese](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-2P8AjOhQw) ran a medley of Christmas carols through a variety of languages in Google Translate, then turned them back into English and performed the results. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-song-parodies/775531/25 "2016-12-27T22:16:38Z")
[12 Days of Phantom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzHZH6e6NUU). This was on the first 1999 Carols for a Cure CD, and started my annual holiday tradition of buying the things. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-song-parodies/775531/26 "2016-12-27T22:40:09Z")
> [@Max\_Torque](#): > > Oh, dust and smoke, the heater’s broke, > The door just blew away. > I light a match to see the dash > And then I start to pray. > The frame is bent, the muffler went, > The radio, it’s okay. > Oh what fun it is to drive > [My Rusty Chevrolet](https://youtu.be/50IgzksUqpQ?t=59s) Another favorite of mine! ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-song-parodies/775531/27 "2016-12-29T11:35:10Z")
No love for the H.P. Lovecraft’s Historical Society efforts, “A Very Scary Solstice” and “An Even Scarier Solstice”? Cthulhu-themed Christmas songs FTW! [The Carol of the Old Ones](https://youtu.be/V_AvJzkPqQ8) [Unholy Night](https://youtu.be/qL7Gq42vt98) [Death To The World](https://youtu.be/ptP0OR-e7rI) [All I Want For Solstice Is My Sanity](https://youtu.be/FvILFVJMPvY) [Little Rare Book Room](https://youtu.be/-G_iL6TRphg) [Oh Cthulhu](https://youtu.be/AUm9gdSb6DI) …And many more!! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-song-parodies/775531/28 "2016-12-29T14:04:27Z")
I am eternally grateful to Larry the Cable Guy for giving us _Blue balls, blue balls, It’s dollar night at the titty club. See them dance On my pants Soon it will be bathroom time …_ ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christmas-song-parodies/775531/29 "2016-12-29T15:06:18Z")
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