# Christopher Walken

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [May 31, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246 "2005-05-31T18:11:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author: ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246/61 "2005-06-03T01:47:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Casey1505]  
Whoever wondered if talking about Christopher Walken is liek a summoning…  
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That was me and it just keeps going.

Today at work I turned on the TV and there was a movie on one of the cable stations. There was some talk about Angels and Nephilim. So I watched it for a little while and who should appear … that’s right, Walken was in it as the Angel Gabriel.

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### Author: ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246/62 "2005-06-03T02:03:58Z")

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I think this thread needs to switch to a discussion of bags of cash on our front yard real quick.

Worth a shot, right?

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### Author: ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246/63 "2005-06-03T02:11:51Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> I think this thread needs to switch to a discussion of bags of cash on our front yard real quick.
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> Worth a shot, right?

Yeah, but we’d probably end up with Christopher Walken on our front lawn.

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### Author: ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246/64 "2005-06-03T02:15:33Z")

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I’d offer him a glass of champagn-ya.

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### Author: ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246/65 "2005-06-03T02:17:06Z")

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> [@Wile E](#):
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> Yeah, but we’d probably end up with Christopher Walken on our front lawn.

Well we could always hold him ransom.

So long as we don’t make the same mistakes as the guys in _Suicide Kings_ we’ll be okay, right?

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### Author: ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246/66 "2005-06-03T04:54:24Z")

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Best Christopher Walken part ever- Mouse Hunt. If you haven’t seen it, rent it. I about squeed out loud when I saw him come on screen and he plays a great role. So funny!

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### Author: ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2005, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246/67 "2005-06-03T12:17:32Z")

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> [@Stark Raven Mad](#):
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> Pong pong Pong pong Pong pong Pong pong Pong pong Pong pong. _ad nauseum_.

Wha…?

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### Author: ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246/68 "2005-06-03T13:52:48Z")

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Back in the early '90s, Comedy Central would run short comedy bits between programmes. Some of them were quite hilarious. One was a song about Joey Buttafuoco. Another one (under the title “Comedy Pipeline”) was two comedians doing impressions of various celebrities, such as Tony Danza. The capper was a conversation between Christopher Walken and Jeff Goldblum in which neither was able to say an actual word. I wish I had taped that bit. I can’t remember who the two comedians were.

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### Author: ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246/69 "2005-06-05T01:01:49Z")

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Georgeanne Walken is a casting director. She looks quite normal.

And whoever thought Walken is attractive; you’re not alone. I had the hugest crush on him in the 1990s. Good thing he made a lot of movies.

Creepy, but there’s something oddly appealing about him to me.

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### Author: ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246/70 "2005-06-05T01:09:52Z")

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[Mrs. Walken](http://www.ojaiwan.net/cwimages/walkens.jpg)

I have a strange urge to run to the video rental place now.

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### Author: ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2005, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/christopher-walken/306246/71 "2005-06-05T01:36:46Z")

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> [@Savannah](#):
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> [Mrs. Walken](http://www.ojaiwan.net/cwimages/walkens.jpg)
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> I have a strange urge to run to the video rental place now.

Holy crap! She looks normal, but he’s got this, “Sorry I’m late, but I had to bury a couple of bodies and now I’m really tired.” look his face! :eek:

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