# Chronicle of Ilralalis (Treatykisses) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 23, 2007, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronicle-of-ilralalis-treatykisses/416618 "2007-08-23T08:16:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronicle-of-ilralalis-treatykisses/416618/21 "2007-09-08T18:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > - Former Leader wolfman has sustained serious injuries to his torso and upper limbs. He sits in bed and demands water; no one has the heart to tell him it is all evaporated in the all-consuming heat. > > - Alas, he has discovered this for himself, passing away quite unpainfully. He is the exception. I take on the role of passing water to the injured. Noooooo!!! _Sob_ Well the choices are 1. let it die and reclaim(I don’t know if the demons will still be there or not) 2. Start a new fortress. 3. Let omi run his turn over without playing with the demons yet. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronicle-of-ilralalis-treatykisses/416618/22 "2007-09-08T20:32:20Z")
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold] - Former Leader tanstaafl has burned to death. I’m not liking this pattern. Dwarf population is down to 41. [/QUOTE] Note to self: Next time put down the beer before attacking the demon. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronicle-of-ilralalis-treatykisses/416618/23 "2007-09-15T14:28:26Z")
Sad news to report in treatykisses Beta(my personal continuation of my turn) Flight has died. ☹ I cracked open a door to draw some gobos into my room of arrowy death. I forgot just how fast a perfectly agile dwarf is and he ran outside to engage the enemy before I could relock it. He tried to take on 12 Gobos single handedly. And even though somehow he had a axe in one hand a hammer in the other and a shield in the other other he tried to wrestle them to death. He got 3 before sucombing to sweet death. At least he died in the freah air. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronicle-of-ilralalis-treatykisses/416618/24 "2007-09-15T14:59:11Z")
Oh the Humanity and (dwarfanity and goblinanity and horse-anity) After flight died the human caravan showed up. Three squads of gobos with trolls vs me, and the humans. The battle wasn’t that hard, but then the ratmen ambushed me from behind in the middle. There are bits and pieces of dwarf, goblin, ratman, troll, horse, foal, puppy, mule, dog, bonabo and warthog all over my foyer, not to mention the human merchants scattered all dwon my road. And the ratmen in my forging center.What a mess the miasma is gonna be horrible cause there is no way I’m gonna get all the arms, legs torsos and random trimmings clead up in time. ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronicle-of-ilralalis-treatykisses/416618/25 "2007-09-16T19:23:46Z")
Death upon death! Arrrggghh! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronicle-of-ilralalis-treatykisses/416618.md?page=1)