# Chronos and John Ashcroft **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 3, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-and-john-ashcroft/96536 "2001-12-03T01:26:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-and-john-ashcroft/96536/1 "2001-12-03T01:26:33Z")
In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47066) **Chronos** says > [@](#): > > This is a great question. Specifically, it’s a great question for IMHO. Moving it there now. **Chronos** , are you kinda like a CIA operative currently? Or just home for Christmas and Moderating again? According to John Ashcroft, if you are caught in civilian clothes but shooting at us, we can declare you a partisan, try you in a military court and stuff your body in a chipper-shredder and let you keep our azaleas warm all winter. πŸ˜ƒ [sub]Well, I was just kidding about the chipper shredder[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-and-john-ashcroft/96536/2 "2001-12-03T01:34:15Z")
Yo, Sam? Check out the _year_ he moved that thread in. πŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-and-john-ashcroft/96536/3 "2001-12-03T01:50:20Z")
Sheesh! I thought I checked everything. Obviously not. I guess I should start a thread about how I hate it when old threads get opened and dummies like me read them too quickly. Probably close this? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-and-john-ashcroft/96536/4 "2001-12-03T01:59:29Z")
Sure thing.