# chronos, winkelried, coldfire, manhattan & CO.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 6, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458 "2001-07-06T05:38:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/90ced4/32.png) [@jally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jally)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/1 "2001-07-06T05:38:42Z")

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latest outrage:  
referring to this post (among others):  
GQ - Attn. Programmers: self-serv moderation hack  
**CLOSED AT CHRONO’S WHIM, NO REASONABLE REASON**

Y’ALL LABEL YOURSELVES MODERATORS?

Y’ALL ARE MORE LIKE COMMUNISTS (your preferred posters must have identical thought processes as yourselves, else they’re tarred & barred at YOUR whim.

OTHER GOOD LABELS WOULD BE INCITER-ATORS, CLIQUE-ATORS, CULT-ATORS, ETC.

IT’S QUITE OBVIOUS TO ME THAT Y’ALL DON’T BELIEVE IN THE CONCEPT OF REINCARNATION. YOU WON’T ENJOY IT WHEN THE TABLES ARE TURNED.

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/2 "2001-07-06T05:44:06Z")

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I was wondering when the summer vacation kids were gonna show up this year …

Go outside and play.  
Run along now.  
I mean it.

Shoo.

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/3 "2001-07-06T05:45:38Z")

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::yawn::

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/4 "2001-07-06T05:47:14Z")

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I was, of course, yawning at the child, not at **Milo**. (May I be so bold as to call you Milo?)

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/5 "2001-07-06T05:55:21Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76846](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76846)

I’m guessing that **Chronos** thought you were posting the same material over and over. Addressing the same topic over and over is needless and wasteful. That seems like a good reason to close a thread. Although, it is a moderators prerogative to close threads on a whim as well. I just don’t think it happened in this case.

**Jally** , if you spent any time reading here, rather than posting the same crap over and over, you’ll find that your insults are ridiculous.

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/6 "2001-07-06T06:01:39Z")

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no, no, no, **jally** has been around for a little bit, and has been determined to just be a schizophrenic psychotic over [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76449), not one of the mob of wierd summerkids.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/7 "2001-07-06T06:02:44Z")

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My god you’re an asshole.

Esprix

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/8 "2001-07-06T06:04:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Esprix \*  
> **My god you’re an asshole.**

**Esprix** , you were, of course, talking about the child, not **Milo** , right? (if you were to be so bold as to call him **Milo** )

Lord, I kill me tonight.

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/9 "2001-07-06T06:11:07Z")

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Jally, might I suggest doing your 7th grade summer reading instead of posting?

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**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/10 "2001-07-06T06:13:58Z")

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Jally, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry when I read your bullshit. I do know I checked out your link to the “new and improved” mb style page you had up.

Pure bullshit! This goofy rating system you have is beyond the pale. I fail to see how it could improve any MB.

That being said, I heartily wish I was involved with the “INCITER-ATORS, CLIQUE-ATORS, CULT-ATORS, ETC.”

Not to mention the “EVIL CABAL” (my words) of the SDMB.  
Hell, maybe I could even get laid.

Sorry, but this IS the Pit!

Sarcastically Yours…

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**Author:** ![Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrison_s_Lament)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/11 "2001-07-06T06:29:02Z")

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Lose the caps, and the moronic attitude and you’ll be accepted as… ehm… one of us… or… ehm…

Nah, just get outta here, ya punk kid! 😉

— G. Raven

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/12 "2001-07-06T06:43:26Z")

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**jally** , I jizz in your general direction, you whiny little piece of maggot pus sucking toiletry. May the many hands of vishnu slap the sense back into you and then out of you and then back into you once more before slapping the shit out of you.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/13 "2001-07-06T06:43:33Z")

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Would somebody PLEASE ban this asshole already??!

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/14 "2001-07-06T08:05:40Z")

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“Cult-ators”? He should be banned for that stupid labelling alone.

“Cult-ators”… ye gods…

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/15 "2001-07-06T08:14:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jally \*  
> \*\*OTHER GOOD LABELS WOULD BE INCITER-ATORS, CLIQUE-ATORS, CULT-ATORS, ETC.  
> \*\*

MASHED T-ATORS! WITH GRAVY!

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/16 "2001-07-06T08:28:58Z")

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I’ve never done a pile-on, but… damn if he doesn’t sound like a third-rate Jesse Jackson mimic with all “ators.” Isn’t that called ass-onance?

Sir Rhosis

Actually, assonance, IIRC, is rhyming of vowels, but not consanants, but it made for a better lame joke on my part.

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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/17 "2001-07-06T08:42:15Z")

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ALLIG-ATORS! KNIFE SERR-ATORS! CYA L-ATERS!

pan

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/18 "2001-07-06T08:44:22Z")

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jally,

Hey, are you saying that as a moderator, Chronos’ time is up?

Or that you are suggesting that manhattan transfer?

Oh, God, I slay me.

But, here’s where the fun ends, pal. HOW DARE YOU insult my favorite moderator. What has CO. ever done to you? CO. is the best on the boad. He/she (I forget, is CO. a he or a she?) rules!

Sir Rhosis

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**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/19 "2001-07-06T08:59:55Z")

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**Sir Rhosis** , I’m guessing that you are the Knight of Bad Puns, right? 😛

I don’t think **jally** has a firm grasp on the way things are done around here, but, at least she is posting the correct forum now. Still not making much sense, but at least she is being incoherent in the right place.

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**Author:** ![ryoushi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@ryoushi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryoushi)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chronos-winkelried-coldfire-manhattan-co/71458/20 "2001-07-06T09:11:58Z")

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I choose 5.

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