# Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chuck-norris-doesnt-sleep-he-waits/341978>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chuck-norris-doesnt-sleep-he-waits/341978 "2006-01-28T13:35:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chuck-norris-doesnt-sleep-he-waits/341978/61 "2006-02-02T11:23:09Z")

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I wrestled with myself about posting this. I lost.

“Chuck Norris was at Sharon Tate’s house the night the Manson Army came calling”

mm

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**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chuck-norris-doesnt-sleep-he-waits/341978/62 "2006-02-02T22:56:49Z")

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All your base are belong to Chuck Norris!!

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chuck-norris-doesnt-sleep-he-waits/341978/63 "2006-02-04T00:40:34Z")

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For this I cry tears of sadness.

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