# Chucky versus the Zuni Warrior Fetish Doll **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 16, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446 "2005-02-16T23:57:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/1 "2005-02-16T23:57:55Z")
It’s the battle of the ever-creepy murderous self-animated dolls! Who wins? I’m a Chucky fan, and this Zuni doll looks small, but I gotta say this [lil’ fella looks awful scrappy.](http://www.mwctoys.com/REVIEW_103104a.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/2 "2005-02-17T00:23:28Z")
Knock the chain off and he’s toast. Chucky in two. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/3 "2005-02-17T00:24:36Z")
:smack: Had that backwards. Zuni in two. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/4 "2005-02-17T01:08:03Z")
Oh definitely the Zuni warrior. For whatever reason, as an adult that little bastard scared the crap out of me. Chucky is big, but he looks slow. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/5 "2005-02-17T01:18:59Z")
Does Chucky have Tiffany and Glen/Glenda to back him up? Then I’d say the Chuckie clan. Alone, I’d got for the Zuni warrior. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Roboto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@Mr.Roboto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Roboto)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/6 "2005-02-17T01:39:54Z")
Zuni looks alot like O.J. … if Chucky can dodge the spear like achilles (brad Pitt) did in Macedonia, I go to go with The Chuckmeister! ---
**Author:** ![Tixenfleaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@Tixenfleaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tixenfleaz)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/7 "2005-02-17T02:18:07Z")
Another vote for the Zuni. Chucky’d get gaffed halfway through a smartassed comment. My parents let me watch **Trilogy Of Terror** at the tender age of 9. I’m still not sure what the hell they were thinking… ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/8 "2005-02-17T04:17:40Z")
IIRC, it takes a lot to actually put Chucky down, though. What the Zuni could do to kill or cripple a human being might not damage Chucky enough to prevent some recipirocal slashin’ and gashin’. Hey. I didn’t realize the Zuni dolls were South American. That dude clearly looks African, down to the skin color, wide nose, sharpened teeth of pygmies and Masai-looking spear. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/9 "2005-02-17T13:44:21Z")
My vote’s for Kentucky Fried Movie’s Toy Robot. Or possibly The Simpson’s Krusty Doll. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/10 "2005-02-17T13:54:36Z")
The winner of this Zuni/Chucky advances to the next round. Christ, **CandidGamera,** I thought you knew how to promote a fight. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/11 "2005-02-17T13:57:47Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > The winner of this Zuni/Chucky advances to the next round. Christ, **CandidGamera,** I thought you knew how to promote a fight. [DonKing]It’s the death-blow, from be-low! It’s the bout to cut the other guy’s stuffing out![/DonKing] ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-versus-the-zuni-warrior-fetish-doll/290446/12 "2005-02-17T15:54:08Z")
Chucky, if he’s repaired.