# Chucky vs. The Leprechan

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-vs-the-leprechan/196023>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 18, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-vs-the-leprechan/196023 "2003-08-18T19:21:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-vs-the-leprechan/196023/1 "2003-08-18T19:21:13Z")

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Inspired by _Freddy vs. Jason_, which I saw on Saturday (didn’t suck by the way.

One has magic powers, one is a doll. Who wins in a battle between these two tiny terrors?

(By the way, if anyone comes in and says something about how Batman would kick both their asses, I will be VERY disappointed.)

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-vs-the-leprechan/196023/2 "2003-08-18T19:48:54Z")

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The leprechaun wins easily. His one weakness - the unsatiable desire to clean dirty shoes - couldn’t be overcome by Chuckie. Certainly, the tiny doll has dirty shoes, but they’re miniscule, and would take but a few seconds to clean. Plus, they probably can’t be removed, which would prevent Chuckie from distracting the leprechaun by throwing them off to the side while he runs away, or grabs a hatchet to bury into his skull.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-vs-the-leprechan/196023/3 "2003-08-18T20:06:47Z")

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Mr. Mxyzptlk wins.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-vs-the-leprechan/196023/4 "2003-08-18T22:48:27Z")

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Where’s the vote for “both mangled and destroyed for excessive stupidity” button? 😉

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-vs-the-leprechan/196023/5 "2003-08-18T23:15:40Z")

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The leprechaun wins.

After all, he can call on that Notre Dame fighting spirit.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chucky-vs-the-leprechan/196023/6 "2003-08-19T18:30:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Johnny Bravo \*  
> Mr. Mxyzptlk wins.

Damn you, **Johnny Bravo**! Damn you to hell!

😉