# Chunky Girls

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 6, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566 "2004-08-06T03:23:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/21 "2004-08-06T04:43:40Z")

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I like chunky women. If you don’t, that means less competition for me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dan\_Turk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dan\_Turk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dan_Turk)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/22 "2004-08-06T04:44:22Z")

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i think he got denied some fatty poon 😃

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/23 "2004-08-06T04:45:31Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> If you don’t like big girls, nobody’s forcing you to date them, so why are you complaining?

Because, like a lot of MCPs, women aren’t there for themselves, they are obligated to be and look like whatever it is a possible male admirerer would want. We don’t have a right to be too skinny, or too fat.

We don’t really belong to ourselves, we are here merely for the pleasure of men, so how DARE we not all be Hollywood starlet lookalikes, eager to please and wait on men for our own delight?

(oh blech, that was hard to type :D)

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/24 "2004-08-06T05:09:00Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> Funny that he would post a thread like this immediately after paying.

Agreed. Do any of the people warning him of the pile-on he’s about to recieve seriously believe he isn’t aware of what he’s doing? This is blatant flamebait.

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/25 "2004-08-06T05:19:00Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> Agreed. Do any of the people warning him of the pile-on he’s about to recieve seriously believe he isn’t aware of what he’s doing? This is blatant flamebait.

Naaah, somehow I doubt that with nonpolar’s posting style and errrr show of “intellect” that his posts are flameworthy.

They’re fluffy silliness coming from one who seems quite naive and unworldly and not mean, just kindof lacking in graymatter.

😃

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**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/26 "2004-08-06T05:33:34Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Oh, dude. You have _no idea_ how badly you are going to get hit for this one. It was nice knowing you…you asked interesting questions.  
> 3 will get you 10 there isn’t even a grease-spot left.

Did I call anyone names or swear, is my thread really so offensive.This is pit I think  
I just wanted your opinnion not only on how we are killing our self with over consumption of food, but also on society in general- plus maybe someone can throw couple of jokes.That all. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/27 "2004-08-06T05:42:05Z")

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> [@nonpolar](#):
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> Did I call anyone names or swear, is my thread really so offensive.This is pit I think  
> I just wanted your opinnion not only on how we are killing our self with over consumption of food, but also on society in general- plus maybe someone can throw couple of jokes.That all. 🙂

If that’s the case, then you’re in the wrong forum.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/28 "2004-08-06T05:49:29Z")

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Give the OP a break. It’s not exactly an original topic, but there’s no insult there, just an observation (OK, OK…maybe the Crumb reference is a kind of insult.) And, for the most part, I agree. People are getting bigger and there’s no doubt in my mind that, for the most part, we overconsume food and generally eat like shit.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/29 "2004-08-06T05:54:36Z")

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No no no. Not “people” getting bigger. Girls. Chunky girls. _Girls_. That is what this OP is about. That’s the title of the OP. No matter what he says now, it’s _not_ about the obesity epidemic in America, it’s about “Chunky Girls.” Not the same thing.

I think **Canvas Shoes** has it pretty much nailed:

> [@](#):
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> Because, like a lot of MCPs, women aren’t there for themselves, they are obligated to be and look like whatever it is a possible male admirerer would want. We don’t have a right to be too skinny, or too fat.
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> We don’t really belong to ourselves, we are here merely for the pleasure of men, so how DARE we not all be Hollywood starlet lookalikes, eager to please and wait on men for our own delight?

_That’s_ what this is about. How _dare_ women not be the hotties that he expects them to be. How _dare_ they! They should feel _obligated_ to be hot, hot, hot, so he can leer and drool at them!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/30 "2004-08-06T05:56:16Z")

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I like the Crumb girl aesthetic. (Dunno why I’m thinking of [this cover](http://www.madprofessor.net/images/completecrumb.jpg).)

I have the _T’AINT FAIR_ poster on my bedroom wall. (“I don’t give a shit any more… I really don’t.” “Oh come on, yes you do! Obviously!”) Such bony and bulbous _pathos_.

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**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/31 "2004-08-06T06:00:53Z")

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Reading my post you will see that I also wanted your opinion about men too.  
Chunky men OK.I 'm not offended by that.Is this really such a taboo.

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**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/32 "2004-08-06T06:15:57Z")

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No, chunky men bad.

Who’s up for some fat jokes?

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/33 "2004-08-06T06:18:29Z")

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> [@nonpolar](#):
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> Reading my post you will see that I also wanted your opinion about men too.  
> Chunky men OK.I 'm not offended by that.Is this really such a taboo.

You made some throwaway, brief, not specific comment about men not looking that great either. You didn’t mention _why_ they didn’t look great.

The OP title was all about girls, (Chunky Girls), the main focus of your OP was about girls and how they resemble Crumb comics. So, too bad if it seems obvious that you are primarily focusing on girls, and not men.

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**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/34 "2004-08-06T06:25:06Z")

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> [@yosemite](#):
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> You made some throwaway, brief, not specific comment about men not looking that great either. You didn’t mention _why_ they didn’t look great.
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> The OP title was all about girls, (Chunky Girls), the main focus of your OP was about girls and how they resemble Crumb comics. So, too bad if it seems obvious that you are primarily focusing on girls, and not men.

I wonder why I focuse on girls ,well maybe because I’m guy.?

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/35 "2004-08-06T06:32:23Z")

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So.

We have thread #3612 about disparaging/defending fat people on the SDMB. :rolleyes:

I think I’d rather hear those jokes you’ve got **Necro**.

😛

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/36 "2004-08-06T06:32:40Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> Everybody’s gettin’ fat, except Mama Cass.

Bless you for a laugh tonight! 😃

Can anyone explain why **nonpolar** would be thinking of chunky men? Seems like he was talking about members of the opposite sex. Or is any commentary of the perceived attractiveness of a person only valid if it’s bisexual?

Oh, I know why. We’ve become so hyper-sensitized to the feelings of 6 billion people that we can’t have a certain taste in what we find attractive? If he likes skinny women, more power to him. I myself get really worked up by fit pregnant women. Guess that means I’m prejudiced against women with flat tummies, huh?

Doh! I forget to mention men! Flat or fat! I’m such an asshole fopr excluding that which is unattractive to me. :smack:

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**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/37 "2004-08-06T06:43:43Z")

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> [@GaWd](#):
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> Dude, you are so banned. If not banned, just burned the fuck up. Kiss your ass goodbye. 😛
> 
> Sam

Well , yes I should think more before posting my thread(now I see is kind of stupid) but why you want me to be immediatly banned ,warning would be enough and I will remember to be carefull .

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**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/38 "2004-08-06T06:45:44Z")

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> [@nonpolar](#):
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> I wonder why I focuse on girls ,well maybe because I’m guy.?

You’re guy? Who the fuck doesn’t know how to put an “a” between “I’m” and “guy”? Are you 6 years old? Putting on a bad Russian accent?

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/39 "2004-08-06T06:47:42Z")

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> [@nonpolar](#):
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> Well , yes I should think more before posting my thread(now I see is kind of stupid) but why you want me to be immediatly banned ,warning would be enough and I will remember to be carefull .

Yes, you should think first, post later. I don’t want you banned, hell, even warned. But the facot of the matter is that all too often we have newby posters sign up here, post stupid disgusting OPs like about fat woman and where are the women, and such, and they flame out. Pretty soon, a mod is warning them and if they ignore it, they’re banned.

I just have this feeling if these kinds of threads continue to pop up, you’ll be known as a “one-trick pony” poster and you’ll eventually get the boot. Definitely think about your OPs before posting them.

Sam

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chunky-girls/258566/40 "2004-08-06T06:48:02Z")

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> [@lambchops](#):
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> You’re guy? Who the fuck doesn’t know how to put an “a” between “I’m” and “guy”? Are you 6 years old? Putting on a bad Russian accent?

You don’t seriously want anyone to comb through your posts looking for typos, do you?

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