# Chupacabra

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chupacabra/26209>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [July 20, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chupacabra/26209 "2000-07-20T04:24:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chupacabra/26209/1 "2000-07-20T04:24:31Z")

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Commenting on : [Can the mysterious chupacabra of Puerto Rico suck the blood of farm animals?](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mchupacabra.html)

I was surprised to hear that this chupacabra legend started in Puerto Rico. A few years ago, there were many people, especially in the Mexican farming community, who believed that there was a chupacabra running around in the San Juaquin Valley in Central California killing cows and sheep. Fortuately, this legend has been considered dead in this area now.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chupacabra/26209/2 "2000-07-20T13:09:58Z")

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I thought “chupacabras” were those things the little Taco Bell dog was always trying to get people to drop . . .

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chupacabra/26209/3 "2000-07-21T00:45:08Z")

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“Drop the goat sucker!”

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chupacabra/26209/4 "2000-07-21T11:48:44Z")

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… Or, “Drop the goat, sucker!”

Ah, the importance of punctuation.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chupacabra/26209/5 "2000-07-21T13:49:40Z")

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It could also be  
“Drop”, the goat sucker.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chupacabra/26209/6 "2000-07-21T18:48:08Z")

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Followed the links in the article to the SkepDic column on cattle mutilations, and from there to the Rommel Report on cattle mutilations.

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> He recently remarked: “The problem is, you’ve got ranchers who see something they’ve never seen before or just ignored, and then you have law-enforcement officials getting carried away. You’ve got Sheriff Num-nutz up in some place where he can’t even find his own police car, saying, ‘It looks like laser surgery,’ and the reporters love quotes like that, so they repeat it. Now, if I were a reporter, I would ask, ‘Sheriff, how much do you know about laser surgery?’”

This in an official government report. Got to love an FBI guy with that kind of honesty. Cracks me up - “Sheriff Num-nutz”.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/chupacabra/26209/7 "2000-07-26T00:19:16Z")

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\<singing\>At the Chupa,  
Chup-a-cabra!  
The Hottest Spot  
North Of Havanna…\</singing\>

Oh Ghod!

70’s flashbacks.

Gotta crash, dude! 😃
