# Cindy McCain **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2008, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141 "2008-03-05T03:29:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/1 "2008-03-05T03:29:13Z")
I may be the only guy who feels this way but is she a MILF or what? I know I’m just being silly but there is something about her that makes me think about certain things. Secret service? This is a joke thread, I have a lovely girlfriend and really don’t want my house raided at 4:00 am. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/2 "2008-03-05T03:37:37Z")
Maybe you are into drug addicts that steal from charities. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/3 "2008-03-05T03:48:40Z")
[QUOTE=gravitycrash] I may be the only guy who feels this way but is she a MILF or what? [/QUOTE] She’s a Filipino? I had no idea! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/4 "2008-03-05T03:52:59Z")
[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun] Maybe you are into drug addicts that steal from charities. [/QUOTE] Totally. They’re hot. Yeah, Ms. McCain has a freakysexy vibe going on. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/5 "2008-03-05T03:56:50Z")
As someone who knows absolutely nothing about the McCains and any reprehensible actions associated with him or her; and speaking purely from a scientific standpoint; and also in the interest of encouraging findings of hotness in women over 17 – \*\*Yes, gravitycrash, having googled her image, she is a MILF. \*\* Hella. And I’m a girl.🆒 No disrespect intended, **Two and a Half Inches of Fun**. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_Samaritan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bad\_Samaritan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_Samaritan)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/6 "2008-03-05T04:37:39Z")
Isn’t she a GILF? I know the old man is a grandpa… ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/7 "2008-03-05T04:55:44Z")
Not in the least, way too much plastic surgery and that creepy stepford wife glaze in her eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/8 "2008-03-05T05:35:12Z")
[QUOTE=madmonk28] Not in the least, way too much plastic surgery and that creepy stepford wife glaze in her eyes. [/QUOTE] Yup! I think she looks cold, not hot. Dead icy eyes, looks like a rich chick who never had to get her hands dirty, or wanted to. And if she once did have to get her hands dirty, the look makes it clear those days are GONE, and she will gut you to keep it that way. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/9 "2008-03-05T14:21:11Z")
I’m gonna vote a strong “or what.” She gives me the creeps. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/10 "2008-03-05T14:32:32Z")
I don’t find her terribly attractive (I’m a straight woman, but whatever). I don’t care for her coloring – white blond hair and very light eyes has always seemed kind of cold and creepy to me. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/11 "2008-03-05T14:42:10Z")
I don’t know about a MILF, but when she isn’t blonded & overly made-up, she’s a fine looking older woman. When she is dolled-up, the effect’s kinda creepy. Mitt Romney wife, OTOH- rowrrrrrr! And that goes double for Fred Thompson’s Mrs.! Mike Huckabee’s wife? Well, I’m sure she has a good personality & cooks well. ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/12 "2008-03-05T14:46:11Z")
Another vote for creepy, whatever she is. ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/13 "2008-03-05T15:05:50Z")
I read somewhere that she looks “reptilian” and now it’s all I think about when I see her. It’s the eyes. I’m always expecting her tongue to dart out and catch a fly. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_Clock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Shot\_Clock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_Clock)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/14 "2008-03-05T15:09:29Z")
I dunno…I think she kinda looks like Sam the Eagle. Or Brenda Warner. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/15 "2008-03-05T15:11:17Z")
I’m not into the Cryptkeeper look. Her face looks like parchment stretched over a skull. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/16 "2008-03-05T22:29:57Z")
[QUOTE=madmonk28] Not in the least, way too much plastic surgery and that creepy stepford wife glaze in her eyes. [/QUOTE] That’s exactly what I thought, since the first time I saw her. I vote “creepy.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/17 "2008-03-05T22:32:26Z")
[QUOTE=SaharaTea] I read somewhere that she looks “reptilian” and now it’s all I think about when I see her. It’s the eyes. I’m always expecting her tongue to dart out and catch a fly. [/QUOTE] Now you’ve got me thinking about the spawn, if she mated with James Carville. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-mccain/440141/18 "2008-03-06T02:27:10Z")
Kucinich’s wife pretty much blew the needle off the hotness scale for me this election cycle.