### Author:  [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/6 "2006-07-27T23:53:45Z")
…from the same article…
> [@](#):
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> However, there is not a Jamba Juice on every corner, so blended juice drinks with protein powder are impossible to find.
:rolleyes:
:dubious:
:smack:
😕
:mad:
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### Author:  [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/7 "2006-07-27T23:59:50Z")
> [@](#):
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> Traveling for 22 hours is very taxing under normal circumstances–but then again, when have we had normal circumstances since the 2000 and 2004 successful coup attempts that have brought BushCo into power?
:rolleyes:
She can have some cheese with her whine diet.
Traveling “from Venice to the frontier of Italy to the province of Udine which is right at the foot of the pre-Alps \ is beautiful and the air feels different from other places that I have travelled. It is strangely soft and gentle as is the natural light” sounds like a real bummer. I wish I could travel Europe, even at 22 hours in a stretch.
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### Author:  [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/8 "2006-07-28T00:03:08Z")
> [@](#):
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> I have also received so many emails from worried, wonderful, and well-meaning friends and supporters in the US who are concerned about me and all of the others who are fasting.
:mad:
Stop worrying, assholes, she’s not starving. She’ll be fine.
I \*have \*fasted…it depends on the particular religious holiday how long, but that means NOTHING but water.
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/9 "2006-07-28T01:17:29Z")
Strictly water would be a _strict_ fast, hers is more half-fast.
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### Author:  [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/10 "2006-07-28T01:28:51Z")
Cindy Sheehan, starring in _The Fast and the Furious III_.
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### Author:  [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/11 "2006-07-28T01:29:09Z")
> [@elucidator](#):
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> Strictly water would be a _strict_ fast, hers is more half-fast.
Why do they keep throwing you softballs? 🙂
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/12 "2006-07-28T01:40:40Z")
> [@samclem](#):
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> Why do they keep throwing you softballs? 🙂
Love, baby!
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### Author:  [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/13 "2006-07-28T01:48:33Z")
> [@Lemur866](#):
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> OK, I’ll try.
> [Paul Hogan]
> That’s not a fast…THIS is a fast! \
> [/Paul Hogan]
I see you’ve played fasty knifey before.
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### Author:  [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/14 "2006-07-28T02:09:32Z")
Some folks think that even water breaks a fast. It depends on the person’s own view as to what it is that breaks or doesn’t break a fast.
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### Author:  [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/15 "2006-07-28T02:13:10Z")
Not in her case. She’s actually on a hunger strike, not a fast. Or supposedly on a hunger strike. I’ve never heard of a hunger strike that allowed Jamba Juice Smoothies.
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### Author:  [@T\_SQUARE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T_SQUARE)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/16 "2006-07-28T02:14:14Z")
Frontier of Italy? You are not in the fucking Sudan 150 years you retarded cunt. I am truly sorry they were out of strawberry gellato at the Rome airport. You make me like Bush more, because I have not the capacity to hate two people with the same tenacity.
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### Author:  [@T\_SQUARE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T_SQUARE)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/17 "2006-07-28T02:44:18Z")
And I have just read the shit about the coup. A fucking coup, Cindy? And, holy shit it happened twice four years apart? What are the odds? I get it, you are not real happy GWB won 2 elections (nor am I) but, like it or not, he won BOTH elections as prescribed by the constitution of the country in which you live. I have never lived through a real coup, but I have plenty of close friends who have. They describe heavy armor on the streets of their towns, police beatings, and pleanty of tears to go around. Hope you find enough icecream cindy.
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### Author:  [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/18 "2006-07-28T02:51:50Z")
Q: How is Cindy like Ann Coulter?
A: Oakie wouldn’t hit it on a dare.
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/19 "2006-07-28T03:27:19Z")
Aww, no fair, **Oakie**. Sure, Cindy is a moon bat, but Annie is a vampire bat,
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### Author:  [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cindy-that-is-not-a-fast-complete-this-pitting/366340/20 "2006-07-28T03:29:25Z")
> [@elucidator](#):
>
> Aww, no fair, **Oakie**. Sure, Cindy is a moon bat, but Annie is a vampire bat,
…but they’re both batshit crazy!
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