# Circle Jerk!? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853 "2002-03-30T01:45:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/101 "2014-07-23T19:20:26Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > Uh, yeah… thanks for the cite. > > I know they exist. I’ve provided quite a few, thanks. Wuz a joke. I laughed FWIW. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/102 "2014-07-23T19:22:49Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > I’ve lived in Louisiana. I don’t find the story told here to be unbelievable. I probably even have cousins who participated in such things. not what I expected at all - ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/103 "2014-07-24T00:05:57Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > I’ve lived in Louisiana. I don’t find the story told here to be unbelievable. I probably even have cousins who participated in such things. Sure, but could they have six hour sex marathons as well? ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/104 "2014-07-24T00:13:35Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > Sure, but could they have six hour sex marathons as well? Depends how big the team is, if it’s Jv and varsity, that’s a lot of handjobs. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/105 "2014-07-24T00:34:28Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > Sure, but could they have six hour sex marathons as well? It is funny to see what people think is believable or not. That only happened once but it is 100% true. It takes a unique combination of people under unusual circumstances but it certainly happened exactly as stated. I doubt I could even go 1/3 of that today or even want to but I could in my mid-twenties under the right circumstances. All of those stories are completely true as a matter of fact but they are also cherry-picked out of the library for shock value because it is fun to see if people will call bullshit on things that are, in fact, true. It isn’t like those types of things ever happened every week although I am still holding a few others in reserve. You will notice that none of them are recent because that type of thing just doesn’t come up routinely anymore for me at least. Those times, places and circumstances were fun but have since long past. My family and friends including my parents were absolutely wild sexually and otherwise when I was growing up. A big part of the reason I moved far away when I could was to get a better experience of normalcy. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/106 "2014-07-24T00:46:00Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > It is funny to see what people think is believable or not. That only happened once but it is 100% true. It takes a unique combination of people under unusual circumstances but it certainly happened exactly as stated. I doubt I could even go 1/3 of that today or even want to but I could in my mid-twenties under the right circumstances. All of those stories are completely true as a matter of fact but they are also cherry-picked out of the library for shock value because it is fun to see if people will call bullshit on things that are, in fact, true. It isn’t like those types of things ever happened every week although I am still holding a few others in reserve. You will notice that none of them are recent because that type of thing just doesn’t come up routinely anymore for me at least. Those times, places and circumstances were fun but have since long past. My family and friends including my parents were absolutely wild sexually and otherwise when I was growing up. A big part of the reason I moved far away when I could was to get a better experience of normalcy. Cool story bro. Too soon to bring that one back? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/107 "2014-07-24T00:47:59Z")
> [@simster](#): > > not what I expected at all - [speechless]…[/speechless] ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/108 "2014-07-24T01:03:52Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Cool story bro. Thank you! I just wanted to tell you that you are an amazing person **Ambivalid**. I appreciate our friendship and your undying support even if we have minor differences in points of view from time to time. You are always there for me when it really matters. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/109 "2014-07-24T01:21:11Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Thank you! I just wanted to tell you that you are an amazing person **Ambivalid**. I appreciate our friendship and your undying support even if we have minor differences in points of view from time to time. You are always there for me when it really matters. I know! We’ve had some great times haven’t we? Remember when I accidentally splooged all over you during that one circle jerk behind the bleachers? Good times. Good times. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/110 "2014-07-24T03:18:40Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > My family and friends including my parents were absolutely wild sexually and otherwise when I was growing up. A big part of the reason I moved far away when I could was to get a better experience of normalcy. Uh…not even gonna touch this one. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/111 "2014-07-24T03:19:43Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Thank you! I just wanted to tell you that you are an amazing person **Ambivalid**. I appreciate our friendship and your undying support even if we have minor differences in points of view from time to time. You are always there for me when it really matters. > [@Ambivalid](#): > > I know! We’ve had some great times haven’t we? Remember when I accidentally splooged all over you during that one circle jerk behind the bleachers? Good times. Good times. 🆒 And it was a Happy Ending for all. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/112 "2014-07-24T20:44:24Z")
Can’t speak to the ‘circle’ aspect specifically, but I had various sexual type encounters with around half the boys I knew fairly well as an early to pre teen. The concept doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. None of the ones I still know would admit anything happened and I would presume the rest wouldn’t either unless they also were actually gay. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/113 "2014-07-24T20:56:16Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > Can’t speak to the ‘circle’ aspect specifically, but I had various sexual type encounters with around half the boys I knew fairly well as an early to pre teen. The concept doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. None of the ones I still know would admit anything happened and I would presume the rest wouldn’t either unless they also were actually gay. Where did you grow up? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/114 "2014-07-24T20:57:20Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Where did you grow up? Central Ohio, this would’ve mostly happened mid-late 80’s. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/115 "2014-07-24T22:08:58Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > Central Ohio, this would’ve mostly happened mid-late 80’s. Obviously you don’t have to respond to this, but I’d be pretty concerned that a pre-teen was having so many sexual experiences. Sounds like a red flag that the kid has suffered abuse. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/116 "2014-07-24T22:10:53Z")
> [@Erdosain](#): > > Obviously you don’t have to respond to this, but I’d be pretty concerned that a pre-teen was having so many sexual experiences. Sounds like a red flag that the kid has suffered abuse. No problem, but no I didn’t. It was just something fun to do. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/117 "2014-07-24T22:23:15Z")
I had a run with sort of a circle jerk which is why I can believe them actually happening but I still don’t believe the football team jerking each other off. I was 17 and this 16 year old neighborhood kid and I were haning out at his house playing vidja games and he says “Hey i’ma invite other kid over to play.” Kid was 13. I said cool. The kid comes over and we keep playing for a bit. Then 16 yr old says, “Hey I got some porno.” He gets the porno and he and 13 yr old are looking at it. I decline cuz I had already seen tons of porn and didn’t feel like getting all horned up with these guys so I keep playing. After a little bit 16 yr old says “lets jerk it” so without hesitation 16 and 13 whip it out and start jerking. I’m all :eek:. I say I gotto go home and 16 says “Hey wanna fuck 13 in the ass? If you lube it up it feels like what a pussy probably feels like.” I’m all double :eek: :eek:. And I left. I never talked to either of those two again and tried really hard to avoid them. About 6 months later we moved. I saw 16 around the high school a couple of times but I always went out of my way to avoid him in the halls. I graduated shortly after. So I am sure it does happen but probably not as often as the urban legends lead us to believe. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/118 "2014-07-24T23:20:27Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > It isn’t like those types of things ever happened every week although I am still holding a few others in reserve. Feel free to share, don’t hold back on our account. > [@](#): > > A big part of the reason I moved far away when I could was to get a better experience of normalcy. I know exactly how you feel. I grew next to a hotbed of wild, blond Swedish beachball bunnies having wild lesbian orgies outdoors nightly, and I had to escape. Although I’m happier in my normal world when such things only occur in my fantasies, it was so much better when I was young and [del]just seemed so[/del] _was_ much more real. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/119 "2014-07-25T02:53:51Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Gotta say, having been in a rural area (east Texas) and graduating around the same time, there were never such shenanigans going on in my high school. If I go to my 30th year reunion, I’ll have to tell them they really missed out. Could you have a 30th reunion circle jerk? I mean, you don’t really have to miss out per se, you could just get a late start. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853/120 "2014-07-25T13:21:14Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I had a run with sort of a circle jerk which is why I can believe them actually happening but I still don’t believe the football team jerking each other off. > > I was 17 and this 16 year old neighborhood kid and I were haning out at his house playing vidja games and he says “Hey i’ma invite other kid over to play.” Kid was 13. I said cool. The kid comes over and we keep playing for a bit. Then 16 yr old says, “Hey I got some porno.” He gets the porno and he and 13 yr old are looking at it. I decline cuz I had already seen tons of porn and didn’t feel like getting all horned up with these guys so I keep playing. > > After a little bit 16 yr old says “lets jerk it” so without hesitation 16 and 13 whip it out and start jerking. I’m all :eek:. I say I gotto go home and 16 says “Hey wanna fuck 13 in the ass? If you lube it up it feels like what a pussy probably feels like.” I’m all double :eek: :eek:. And I left. > > I never talked to either of those two again and tried really hard to avoid them. About 6 months later we moved. I saw 16 around the high school a couple of times but I always went out of my way to avoid him in the halls. I graduated shortly after. > > So I am sure it does happen but probably not as often as the urban legends lead us to believe. That sounds more like the 16 year old sexually assaulted a child, using the porn as a lure. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circle-jerk/100853.md?page=7)