# Circumcision Haiku, in honor of JDT **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 15, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370 "2000-11-15T22:40:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/1 "2000-11-15T22:40:08Z")
More Haiku Fun! With one tiny snip The Doc forever altered my snake’s fleshy tube Clip goes the Mogen Since the Mohel snipped my schwantz I’ll have no SMEGMA! Jack Dean Tyler’s Head: Wool is pulled over his eyes like foreskin over glans ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/2 "2000-11-15T22:44:05Z")
If the job was shared by a mohel and a doc… do they split the tip? ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/3 "2000-11-15T22:51:34Z")
snip snip snip snip snip gone for now, I will miss you regeneration ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/4 "2000-11-15T22:51:37Z")
Resentful, bitter. The lengths some would go for a Ten percent discount. ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/5 "2000-11-15T23:00:08Z")
Pleasure I’ll not know Says the uncut penis sage For I have been snipped ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/6 "2000-11-15T23:01:11Z")
Turtleneck sliced away Barren turtlehead Tug, tug, tug ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/7 "2000-11-15T23:13:22Z")
He can’t enjoy sex His foreskin is stripped away And his hand is numb ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/8 "2000-11-15T23:18:39Z")
Police officer searching Hide stash where he won’t look Busted ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/9 "2000-11-15T23:47:18Z")
casing of gut snipped, sausage spills into the pan not so with my dick willow bends in wind but does not break–unless, as I, was born broken ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/10 "2000-11-15T23:59:01Z")
no penetration if I don’t move or speak you know you are doing it right ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/11 "2000-11-16T00:05:23Z")
It’s time to test out his newly restored foreskin He likes! Hey Mikey! ---
**Author:** ![Thrashbarg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Thrashbarg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thrashbarg)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/12 "2000-11-16T00:17:18Z")
fifteen square inches amputated, as I scream society will pay ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/13 "2000-11-16T00:25:03Z")
Fifteen square inches? Darling, please don’t hurt yourself with that microscope. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/14 "2000-11-16T00:56:29Z")
Save up all of the foreskins Stitch them together And make a change purse When you tickle it and blow on it, it will change Into a suitcase ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/15 "2000-11-16T00:58:11Z")
Swelling like balloon Foreskin fills with all the juice Sex will rupture it Coldfire is un-cut. Jack Dean Tyler wants to see. Will Coldy let him? Born without eyelids Use foreskin to make new ones Forever Cockeyed. ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/16 "2000-11-16T01:12:15Z")
Doesn’t know Jack Not up to a Dean Pee Wee penis Tyler ---
**Author:** ![Saysha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Saysha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saysha)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/17 "2000-11-16T01:16:52Z")
what went with the theme of Haiku in this thread, eh? but it’s still funny mr. cynical your gift is unparalleled did I spell that right? my boy was not snipped as a mom I wish to say leave poor boys alone ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/18 "2000-11-16T01:30:45Z")
Jack showed me the light Foreskin can conquer all that Is evil and bad. Women like foreskin They can sleep during sex And be satisfied Penetration? NO! Jack needs no penetration Just needs his “research” May I look at your penis? No, really, it’s science. I must touch it now. Let me tell you all About my world of great pain I hate my penis Great conspiracies Have kept men from knowing the Power of Foreskin You who have been cut Are in so much denial Can I tug your “hoy”? Piss wash, piss wash, piss wash. Have you ever heard a better expression? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/19 "2000-11-16T01:50:41Z")
A penis cutted what a shame, now JDT is totally lame. The doctor went snip Jack’s brain went snap, and now he dreams…of a flap. What is he thinking? Great debate!? I just don’t know? _that dude needs a ho!_ ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/20 "2000-11-16T01:52:30Z")
Fifteen square inches? To a real man that is just a rounding error. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370.md?page=2)