# Circumcision Haiku, in honor of JDT **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 15, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370 "2000-11-15T22:40:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/41 "2000-11-17T01:38:29Z")
Does Jack go for men? Latent homosexual Thirsting for revenge? He’d keep souveniers Perhaps he’s trimmed his victims And has stitched a cap Playtime late at night He puts the cap on and smiles He’s not a dickhead No one will catch him 'Til he’s locked out of the car Keys in the Gremlin Then it’s off to jail Steady diet of smegma 'Til he grows obese Bye bye, dear friend Jack You’ll learn all about foreskins Here is a tampon ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/42 "2000-11-18T04:47:19Z")
Poor Jack can’t felch goats. For his penis is too short, and his mouth too big. No more smegma comments!! ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370/43 "2000-11-18T05:32:13Z")
A man called Smeghead Does not like smegma comments. I don’t understand. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-haiku-in-honor-of-jdt/41370.md?page=2)