# Circumcision- man this is funny

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 27, 2002, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067 "2002-12-27T00:31:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/1 "2002-12-27T00:31:04Z")

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Here

I don’t want to put snippets because the whole thing is hilarious.

Give my penis a peanut!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/2 "2002-12-27T00:37:16Z")

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Linky no worky.

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**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/3 "2002-12-27T01:18:26Z")

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I think part of the URL got cut off, there.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/4 "2002-12-27T01:25:13Z")

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It works for me (IE in OS X). It looks like links to porn, though.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/5 "2002-12-27T01:26:24Z")

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Just a warning: if you try to recreate the url, you’ll get links to porn sites.

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**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/6 "2002-12-27T02:08:08Z")

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Sorry about that! Heh. Maybe the Mods could fix that.

The real url is here:

[http://www.circumstitions.com/Different.html](http://www.circumstitions.com/Different.html)  
Again sorry about that. Lol.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/7 "2002-12-27T02:11:05Z")

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How Jack Dean Tyler.

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**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/8 "2002-12-27T02:23:12Z")

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How they found out what Elvis’s penis looked like I’ll never know.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/9 "2002-12-27T02:50:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Yeah. Richard said, ‘What’s the matter, aren’t you circus-sized?’ And Aaron said elephants should be in a circus!
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> Just tell him you’re a Republican son.

Interesting site. Could have done without the full frontal naked beefcake shot of a young Yul Brynner as an example of an “intact” man though. I’ll never be able to watch the “King and I” the same way again.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/10 "2002-12-27T03:26:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> We were having a wizz together

I can’t say I remember ever having a “wizz together” in school where three boys could compare their penises in that much detail.

And apparently, only Jews can name their kids Aaron.

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**Author:** ![spathiphyllum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6f9a4e/32.png) [@spathiphyllum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spathiphyllum)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/11 "2002-12-27T04:08:28Z")

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Oddly enough, I see that [http://www.circumstitions.com/FAQ.html](http://www.circumstitions.com/FAQ.html) explains they got the news about Elvis from his autopsy.

If I ever have a son, I don’t want him snipped, but that little story is just a little too hokey and weird. I also can’t imagine what kind of man would wear [a t-shirt mentioning circumcision](http://www.circumstitions.com/t-shirts.html) in public. In almost all public situations in real life, I’d think that would be TMI.

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**Author:** ![TwungTister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TwungTister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwungTister)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/12 "2002-12-27T16:39:18Z")

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Spathiphyllum: yet public situations are given as a reason to circumcise – “other boys in the locker room.” Notice lack of explanation why the OTHERS are circumcised.

Do you want any links to anti-cicumcision web sites? I’d put it up but then think someone will be angry that I knew children would be reading SDMB :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/13 "2002-12-27T16:41:58Z")

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A few years back I went on a trip with the family to Washington DC and there we saw in front of the White House not only anti-nuclear protestors but also _throngs_ of people trying to ban circumcision. There were at least a dozen signs claiming “Circumcision causes brain damage.” :rolleyes:

But a 😃 for the onlookers.

We even got to take a picture of a Japanese tourist taking a picture of the group. How very campy, I know. 😉

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/14 "2002-12-27T16:45:17Z")

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I just read the link.

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**Author:** ![jkirkman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@jkirkman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jkirkman)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/circumcision-man-this-is-funny/145067/15 "2002-12-27T17:17:33Z")

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Even TNN is getting in on the act.

They ran “The Spy Who Loved Me” Uncut the other night…

Things we never knew about James Bond 🙂

–jack
