# Citizen Trump (et al.)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 13, 2021, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458 "2021-01-13T17:51:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 29

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/562 "2022-02-24T17:59:10Z")

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Okay, I understood the first one… Bon Mott was the singer for AC/DC, right?  
But was there a cart that they carried Blanche DuBois in?

eta: In college, I dated a girl named Kay Sarah Sarah…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/563 "2022-02-24T18:12:56Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Que sera, sera.

Did you mean ‘Cue’ or ‘Queue’? And who is Sera?

If actress Kaye Ballard had married astronaut Wally Shirra, divorced him, then married his brother, she would be Kaye Shirra-Shirra.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/564 "2022-02-24T18:16:23Z")

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I think he’s asking what Sarsn Wrap is.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/565 "2022-02-24T18:19:16Z")

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> [@susan](#):
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> Sarsn Wrap

I think that’s what they make medical masks out of in parts of Asia.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/566 "2022-02-24T19:17:09Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Okay, I understood the first one… Bon Mott was the singer for AC/DC, right?  
> But was there a cart that they carried Blanche DuBois in?
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> eta: In college, I dated a girl named Kay Sarah Sarah…

Whatever, Willby.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/567 "2022-02-24T19:51:54Z")

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If Tuesday Well married Fredric March’s grandson, she’d be Tuesday March the Second.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/568 "2022-02-24T20:00:53Z")

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Alls Wells that ends Wells…

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/569 "2022-02-24T20:38:13Z")

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Tuesday _Weld_, but you knew that, right?

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**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/570 "2022-02-24T20:46:15Z")

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Keep it together, woman!

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/571 "2022-02-24T21:07:21Z")

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Yes, just a typo. I even checked to make sure I spelled “Fredric” correctly.

Does anyone know which great comic genius I stole that line from?

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/572 "2022-02-24T21:16:46Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Tuesday _Weld_ , but you knew that, right?

It dawns in me suddenly. \< regrets\>

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**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/573 "2022-02-24T21:17:21Z")

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Is it still OK to slag on Trump in this thread? If so: what a traitorous piece of shit, not that this can be much of a surprise:

> WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Only hours before the Russian invasion of Ukraine began, former President Donald J. Trump again praised the cunning of President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia while lashing out at the intellect of President Biden.
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> “I mean he’s taking over a country for $2 worth of sanctions,” Mr. Trump said of Mr. Putin to donors and Republican lawmakers at Mar-a-Lago, his private club, on Wednesday. “I’d say that’s pretty smart.”
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> The kind words a former president gave a foreign adversary locked in a geopolitical showdown with the United States — and committing the most egregious act of aggression in Europe since World War II — would be virtually unprecedented, except that Mr. Trump himself [had praised Mr. Putin only a day earlier](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/22/world/europe/trump-putin-russia-ukraine.html), saying his aggression was “genius” and “very savvy.”

> **[As Russia attacked Ukraine, Trump again praised Putin and ridiculed Biden....](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2022/02/24/world/russia-attacks-ukraine/trump-russia)**
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> In a speech to donors and on Fox News, the former president claimed the crisis would not have happened if he were still in the White House.

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/574 "2022-02-24T21:22:34Z")

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Yeah that was probably in Putin’s playbook for the invasion of Ukraine…

- Get my dog-on-a-leash, Mr Trump, to say some stupid shit to keep the dumb Americans distracted and divided while I move ahead with other plans. If he pushes back, remind him of the pee-pee tape.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/575 "2022-02-24T21:30:19Z")

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He phoned into Fox last night, ranting about how Russia invaded Ukraine because the 2020 election was rigged……and at one point he misinterpreted something Laura Ingraham reported, indicating that he thought the US had invaded Ukraine……so he scolded Laura for giving away military secrets.

> **[Laura Ingraham corrects Trump after he mistakenly thinks US troops, not...](https://www.salon.com/2022/02/24/corrects-after-he-mistakenly-thinks-us-troops-not-russians-stormed-ukraine/)**
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> Trump, who repeatedly praised Putin, falsely blamed the attack on his "rigged election."

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/576 "2022-02-24T21:53:36Z")

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> [@Briny\_Deep](#):
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> WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Only hours before the Russian invasion of Ukraine began, former President Donald J. Trump again praised the cunning of President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia while lashing out at the intellect of President Biden.

But wait! I’m getting very confused. 🤪

> [@NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/498):
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> Kristi Noem says the Russian invasion of Ukraine was planned by Biden.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/577 "2022-02-24T22:18:27Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> … I’m getting very confused. 🤪

Have you forgotten _doublethink_?

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/578 "2022-02-24T22:26:32Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Does anyone know which great comic genius I stole that line from?

Only because I googled it. Wocka Wocka!

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/579 "2022-02-24T22:31:46Z")

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The one, the only, the legend,

Fozzie Bear.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/580 "2022-02-26T00:46:09Z")

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Really? I would have been ready to swear I saw it on _Laugh-in_ fifty-some years ago.

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**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/581 "2022-02-26T22:34:39Z")

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Tr@mp supposedly took documents to Mar-a-Lardo that were so classified, they are not allowed to be described in public.

> **[Trump took documents to Mar-a-Lago that are so sensitive they may not be...](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-took-docs-highest-levels-classification-mar-a-lago-wapo-2022-2?utm_source=reddit.com)**
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> Some of the classified documents that former President Trump took to Mar-a-Lago are so sensitive they might not be able to be described in public.

> Former President Donald Trump took documents to his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida that are “so sensitive” they might not be able to be described in public, [The Washington Post](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/02/25/trump-oversight-records/) reported Friday, citing two unnamed sources.

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