# Citizen Trump (et al.) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 13, 2021, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458 "2021-01-13T17:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2022, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/582 "2022-02-26T23:35:33Z")
Gonna guess that “Super Stable Genius” doesn’t have the first clue what he might have. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/583 "2022-02-27T00:32:41Z")
No doubt in what passes for his mind the only issue at hand is “This belongs to the President; I’m the President; it’s mine; I’m taking it with me”. If he could’ve moved the White House itself, he would’ve put that sucker on the largest flatbed he could find and take it with him. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/584 "2022-02-27T00:56:06Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > If he could’ve moved the White House itself, he would’ve put that sucker on the largest flatbed he could find and take it with him. Nah, the place is ‘A Dump’. It’ll never happen but I would like his opinion of Leavenworth. Or even ‘Club Fed’. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/585 "2022-02-27T02:39:25Z")
> [@Skypist](#): > > Tr@mp supposedly took documents to Mar-a-Lardo that were so classified, they are not allowed to be described in public. And if the DOJ wakes up from their slumber and moves to prosecute him for this, it could be a problem. These same documents will also be so classified they cannot be described in court (let alone brought in and displayed). ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/586 "2022-02-27T03:41:05Z")
I’m pretty sure the DOJ has processes in place for cases that may involve classified information. So don’t let that stop you, AG Garland. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/587 "2022-02-27T12:55:46Z")
A search warrant should be obtained, and Mar-a-lardo should be stripped down to the studs. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/588 "2022-02-27T15:40:30Z")
No matter what they tell you, there are no studs at Mar-a-lago. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/589 "2022-02-27T15:43:33Z")
The more time that passes the more convinced I am that Trump is never going to face any consequences for anything, ever. And I am not in favor. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/590 "2022-02-27T17:52:37Z")
As I posted in the Ukraine invasion thread: My current favorite nutty theory: Just before Trump’s departure from office, counter espionage agents deliberately left “top secret” documents around that confirmed that the US intelligence services did not believe Putin would invade Ukraine, and if he did that the US would not do much. A treasure trove of “intelligence” that basically emboldened Putin and made him think that NATO allies were disorganized and disagreed. And they knew that this bogus intelligence in Trump’s hand would quickly make it’s way to Putin. Essentially a version of the Canary Trap. / crazy town ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/591 "2022-02-27T18:02:04Z")
It would be a good thought to think that we used Trump’s own stupidity to mislead Putin. Except for that we then would have Ukranian blood on our hands. (In this specific scenario.) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/592 "2022-02-27T20:14:03Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > A search warrant should be obtained, and Mar-a-lardo should be stripped down to the studs. But an [implosion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irk6jGe0DXQ) is ever so more satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/593 "2022-02-27T20:35:25Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > an [implosion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irk6jGe0DXQ) is ever so more satisfying Can we add a nice fireball as a finishing touch? We might not get any (_more_) evidence, but at least the remaining classified documents would be safely destroyed. (We have to assume there are more, based on the cockroach principle.) ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/594 "2022-02-28T05:00:31Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > A search warrant should be obtained, and Mar-a-lardo should be stripped down to the studs. > [@silenus](#): > > No matter what they tell you, there are no studs at Mar-a-lago. And even if there were, I damn sure don’t want to see them stripped down. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/595 "2022-02-28T08:14:43Z")
I think I have a solution to the “Secret Service protection in prison” problem: Reopen Alcatraz as a prison with only one inmate. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/596 "2022-02-28T10:02:39Z")
And now I’m thinking of this again, damn you… > [@NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/549): > > More CPAC fun: Loser Donald says of Ronny “Dr. Feelgood” Jackson that he "knows every inch of me, and he thinks it’s actually a very beautiful sight.” That poor bastard. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/597 "2022-02-28T12:35:25Z")
Isn’t that the guy with a drinking problem? I can see how that might happen. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/598 "2022-02-28T12:38:35Z")
> [@NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/549): > > Loser Donald says of Ronny “Dr. Feelgood” Jackson that he "knows every inch of me, and he thinks it’s actually a very beautiful sight.” That poor bastard. > [@BlankSlate](#): > > Isn’t that the guy with a drinking problem? Well, if he didn’t have one before… ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/599 "2022-03-02T19:52:13Z")
Smugglers have sawed through Individual 1’s wall over 3000 times to enter the country. > **[Trump’s border wall has been breached more than 3,000 times by smugglers, CBP...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/03/02/trump-border-wall-breached/)** > > Mexican smuggling gangs have sawed through new segments of the border wall 3,272 times over the past three years, according to unpublished U.S. Customs and Border Protection maintenance records obtained by The Washington Post under the Freedom of... ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/600 "2022-03-02T20:32:44Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Smugglers have sawed through Individual 1’s wall over 3000 times to enter the country. Easy enough when the walls are built from Papier-mâché. Only the best construction materials! ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/601 "2022-03-02T20:44:37Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Smugglers have sawed through Individual 1’s wall over 3000 times to enter the country. Foreseeable by no one – except people with brains. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458.md?page=31)