# Citizen Trump (et al.) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 13, 2021, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458 "2021-01-13T17:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2022, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/682 "2022-08-26T02:30:02Z")
RightForge deserves to be stiffed by Trump, it’s a total face-eating leopard thing. They’ve positioned themselves as the alt-right weapon against Big Tech censorship. I hope this drives them out of business > **[Exclusive: Company says it will put Trump back online](https://www.axios.com/2021/10/26/trump-social-network-host-rightforge)** > > RightForge, an internet infrastructure provider, says it's all about "the marketplace of ideas." Of course, when I hear Trump agreed to give RightForge the Truth Social business, I figured that it must be benefiting at least one of his cronies. I couldn’t find the connection, but this writer did……the “Chief of Staff” of RightForge is an ex-Trump administration guy. > **[Trump Media and RightForge: The Alt Right is ‘building its own Internet’](https://arieh.substack.com/p/trump-media-and-rightforge-the-alt)** > > Is the alt-Right's dream of a censorship-free Internet of their very own finally about to come true? ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2022, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/683 "2022-08-26T06:00:52Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Gee, what a surprise. The company that hosts Individual 1’s Truth Social is complaining that he hasn’t paid his bill for their hosting him. One of my favourite writers, Jeffrey Bernard, was infamous for drinking and womanising and going through wives like most people go through tissues. When one of his wives complained about his behaviour he said “Surely one can see a train coming, when one is standing on the tracks?” ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2022, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/684 "2022-08-26T06:33:10Z")
(Apparently he couldn’t, given that he kept on getting married after ample evidence that his behavior would get him dumped. But lifelong alcoholics are notorious for continuing to inflict the same shit on themselves and others while complaining that it’s the other people’s fault for associating with a known shit-inflicter.) ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2022, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/685 "2022-08-26T09:23:01Z")
Unquestionably but that’s part of why I thought the quote apt. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/686 "2022-08-27T02:59:48Z")
Donnie Jr posted a picture of his dad’s crotch. [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbH77cbVUAEsM_9?format=jpg&name=large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbH77cbVUAEsM_9?format=jpg&name=large) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/687 "2022-08-27T03:17:59Z")
The story of the Russian speaking Ukrainian who passed herself off as a Rothschild (of the Jewish space lasers Rothschilds) and infiltrated Mar a Lago. > **[Inventing Anna: The tale of a fake heiress, Mar-a-Lago and an FBI investigation](https://newsinteractive.post-gazette.com/anna-de-rothschild-trump-mar-a-lago-security-fbi-investigation/)** > > Inna Yashchyshen, who masqueraded as ''Anna de Rothschild,'' is the target of an inquiry into her financial activities — and her ability to easily reach the former president's inner circle. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/688 "2022-08-27T06:08:10Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Donnie Jr posted a picture of his dad’s crotch. What a caring son to edit out the pee stains. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/689 "2022-09-09T00:09:28Z")
So the documents that were planted at Mar a Lago, or maybe not, were there because Biden was going to destroy them. > **[Trump pushed to preserve White House docs because he was convinced Biden...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-pushed-preserve-white-house-103852133.html)** > > Trump, who has a reputation for mistreating material, urged aides to preserve Russia-investigation papers, Rolling Stone reported. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/690 "2022-09-09T01:00:46Z")
Barack and Michelle unveil CFEFWSG and Mel’s official WH portraits. [https://twitter.com/PaulLahticks/status/1567987726460551169?s=20&t=dnPMchU5S-Iui-V9egmpmA](https://twitter.com/PaulLahticks/status/1567987726460551169?s=20&t=dnPMchU5S-Iui-V9egmpmA) (that nice young woman down on S Canal St offered me a Melania for only $180) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/691 "2022-09-09T01:05:35Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > (that nice young woman down on S Canal St offered me a Melania for only $180) ‘How much is a Melania?’ ‘$180, same as in town.’ (Actually, I have no idea what a ‘Melania’ is in the quoted context.) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/692 "2022-09-09T01:06:08Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > CFEFWSG I’m getting lost in all the acronyms/initialisms, etc. surounding the loons. What’s the meaning of this one? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/693 "2022-09-09T01:41:23Z")
I got as far as “Cheeto-Faced” and got stuck. “Espionage Felon With Severe Gas?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/694 "2022-09-09T01:55:55Z")
Extraterrestrial-Ferret-Wearing ShitGibbon. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/695 "2022-09-09T02:19:01Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > Extraterrestrial-Ferret-Wearing ShitGibbon. - Do you wear the Extraterrestrial Ferret or does the Extraterrestrial Ferret wear you? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/696 "2022-09-09T03:00:44Z")
_“Sorry, neither.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/697 "2022-09-09T04:20:05Z")
The reference is somewhat obscure, but in certain circles it is well known that exterrestrial ferrets are extremely patient, resilient and tough. Hence the epithet “that asshole is boorish and tiresome enough to wear out an extraterrestrial ferret”. The ShitGibbon wears the extraterrestrial ferret. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/698 "2022-09-09T05:57:52Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I have no idea what a ‘Melania’ is Well, neiither did I. And she refused to tell me, so I decided that was too much to risk on something I might hate. I still do not know what a melania is – though one guy of infinitessimal repute told me it is where she acts like she resents you and is only doing this because she has to. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2022, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458/699 "2022-09-09T06:05:50Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Well, neiither did I. I have an idea. > **[Try not to gag while listening to this creepy Howard Stern interview with...](https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/trump-files-donald-and-melania-creepy-howard-stern-interview/)** > > Everything about this is gross. > Someone in Stern’s studio then launched into a crude impression of Melania having sex with Trump. “Please, Donald, don’t put it there!” he cried in a fake accent as Stern’s crew—and Trump—collapsed into laughter. I’m sure it’s a variation on that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-trump-et-al/930458.md?page=34)