# "Citizen Zombie!" "Gone with the Zombies!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 2, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786 "2003-07-02T15:30:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/21 "2003-07-02T18:10:22Z")
“Breakfast on Tiffany” perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/22 "2003-07-02T18:11:33Z")
My Dinner with Zombie ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/23 "2003-07-02T18:17:02Z")
Field of Nightmares - featuring an all-star zombie baseball team… ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/24 "2003-07-02T18:17:20Z")
Channel 7 8:00 - 10:00 Saturday Night Zombie Fever The story of a young Brooklyn-born zombie dancer and brain eater. Featuring the music of the Bee Gees (“Staying Dead,” “Zombie Fever,” and “How Deep Are Your Brains”). ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/25 "2003-07-02T18:19:49Z")
Guess Who’s Going to be Dinner? ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/26 "2003-07-02T18:21:31Z")
Devouring Miss Daisy ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/27 "2003-07-02T18:30:24Z")
Bedtime For Zombie (Reagan and the chimp trade roles) ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/28 "2003-07-02T18:39:24Z")
_Zombie Dundee_ _O Zombie, Where Art Thou?_ _8 Zombie Heads in a Duffel Bag_ _An American Zombie in Amsterdam_ ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/29 "2003-07-02T18:51:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spoke- \* > \*\*My Dinner with Zombie \*\* Beat ya to it. 😛 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/30 "2003-07-02T18:56:42Z")
_Zombie Dearest_! Christina Crawford chewed on her mother’s bones to sell books, now Joan gets to return the favor! _Tuesdays With Zombie_. Heartwarming story of a young man’s journey into adulthood while being devoured once a week by a kindly older zombie. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/31 "2003-07-02T19:08:37Z")
Dead Poets’ Society - (_literally_!). ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/32 "2003-07-02T19:11:40Z")
- The Treasure of the Sierra Zombie \*: Three men go looking for gold in Mexico while fending off constant zombie attacks while the paranoia grows. Okay, maybe that wouldn’t work so well. ---
**Author:** ![mrunlucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7993a0/32.png) [@mrunlucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrunlucky)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/33 "2003-07-02T19:15:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anamorphic \* > \*\*_My Dinner With a Zombie_ - Wallace Shawn and a zombie discuss life and philosophy over a dinner of brains. > > \*\* No no no, at the end Zombie eats Wallace Shawn! Arrgghhh… ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/34 "2003-07-02T19:26:53Z")
Braveheart, Tasty Liver ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/35 "2003-07-02T19:33:27Z")
No, wait… Braveheart with Sauteed Onions ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/36 "2003-07-02T19:39:20Z")
No, wait… A Beautiful Mind with Sauteed Onions ---
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/37 "2003-07-02T19:55:53Z")
_Night of the Zombie Hunter_ – Everything’s the same until the scene where you see Shelley Winters’ corpse in her car underwater. Then she opens her eyes. As the kids flee down the river and the reverend chases them, the implacable zombie Shelley Winters follows after him. In the end, she eats his brain. _Sweet Smell of Zombies_ – J.J. reconsiders – he really _would_ like to take a bite out of Sydney Falco. ---
**Author:** ![Hobie\_the\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e99b99/32.png) [@Hobie\_the\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hobie_the_One)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/38 "2003-07-02T20:02:29Z")
_Eating Raoul_ _Guess who’s coming to dinner_ It ain’t Sidney Poitier… **spoke-** Stop, you’re making me hungry:D ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/39 "2003-07-02T20:04:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mrunlucky \* > No no no, at the end Zombie eats Wallace Shawn! Arrgghhh… Hmmm…could we move this up to the beginning of the movie? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![T.Slothrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@T.Slothrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T.Slothrop)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/40 "2003-07-02T20:15:39Z")
Psycho. Then Norman and his Mom could be together again. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786.md?page=3)