# "Citizen Zombie!" "Gone with the Zombies!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 2, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786 "2003-07-02T15:30:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/101 "2003-07-05T14:45:39Z")
**Zombie Crush** It has zombie surfers…what more do you want? **Superzombie** You’ll believe a man can eat brains! **A Zombie Called Wanda** **The Slow & The Shambling** Vin Diesel zooms away from a zombie at the beginning of the movie, and at the very end it catches up to him and eats him. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/102 "2003-07-05T16:07:58Z")
You know, I don’t even really _like_ zombie movies, and yet I can’t stop with this thread! **Road to Port au Prince** After being waylaid by a Vodoo priest, the hideous reanimated corpses of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby compete good-naturedly for the privilege of eating Dorothy Lamour’s brains. **It’s a Zombie Zombie Zombie Zombie World** A gaggle of undead superstars spread havoc as they race across America. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/103 "2003-07-05T16:59:29Z")
**The Man with Two Brains** - fantasy fare for zombie moviegoers ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/104 "2003-07-05T17:03:48Z")
**Dead Will Hunting** - A zombie from the wrong side of the tracks takes a job as a janitor at MIT, where he finds the brains to be extra big and quite delicious. ---
**Author:** ![StephanieG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@StephanieG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephanieG)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/105 "2003-07-07T00:12:14Z")
007 Zombie Movies The Zombie Who Loved Me Zombie-raker In Her Majesty’s Secret Zombie Service Never Say Never Brains Again Die and Let Die Zombies Are Forever To Die Another Day From Zombie With Love Zombie-pussy Die Another Day ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/106 "2003-08-22T13:44:19Z")
Let’s see…hmmmm… Zombies of the Lost Ark Indiana Jones and the Temple of Zombies Indiana Jones and the Last Zombie Adventures in Zombiesitting How the West was Won by Zombies Field of Zombies - they came close in the original movie, but just didn’t quite make it. Titanic - the ship sinks, then everybody goes zombie and swims back to the surface and eats Leonardo’s brain. Wait - that plot has them starving to death. Never mind. The Zombirds - Hitchcock comes back as a zombie and directs this brilliant remake. Silent Running - Bruce Dern goes zombie. But how can we tell? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/107 "2003-08-22T13:54:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Freyr \* > \*\ ***Green Fried Zombies** > > **Zombie Trek** > > The crew of the starship _Enterprise_ travels thru the galaxy, seeking out other forms of intelligent life. They, however, keep coming upon planet after planet full of zombies. For some reason, they eschew their high-tech weapons and use old-fashioned shot guns to fight off the zombies. By doing so, they violate their “sacred” Prime Directive. \*\* Brain and brain what is brain? She’s undead,Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/108 "2003-08-22T14:29:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by StephanieG \* > \*\*007 Zombie Movies > > The Zombie Who Loved Me > Zombie-raker > In Her Majesty’s Secret Zombie Service > Never Say Never Brains Again > Die and Let Die > Zombies Are Forever > To Die Another Day > From Zombie With Love > Zombie-pussy > Die Another Day \*\* You forgot _You Only Live Twice_. If any Bond title suggest zombie movie, that one does. How about _The Great Zombie Escape_? Rather then dig a tunnel under the fence, the Zombie prisoners just go on the rampage eating the brains of their Luftwaffe captors and then surprise the Gestapo the next time they decide to do another routine inspection. The horde then assume the identity of the Gestapo officers and infiltrate the Nazis and eat their brains, thus aiding the Allies immensely in the war effort. ---
**Author:** ![petre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@petre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petre)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/109 "2003-08-22T16:13:53Z")
I looked quick, but I might duplicate one already suggested: Silence of the Zombies - An escaped mass murderer turns out to be even more of a monster when he starts eating his victim’s brains! Oh wait, they called that Hanibal. My Mother the Zombie - Oh, what a horrible truth to find out, and then have her eat your brain. The Beverly Hillzombies - Can a family of zombies find acceptance from their new wealthy neighbors, and then eat their brains? Zombie and Zombierer - Zombies ravage across the US sniffing out the juiciest brains and slaying thousands. Only our two dimwitted protagonists can stand against them, because for some reason after just one wiff the zombies leave these two alone… Freddy vs. Zombie - Well, I guess Jason IS a zombie anyway. American Zombie - “We’ll just tell your mother…we ATE the brain.” Zomgigli - A hitman and a necrophiliac team up to…oh forget it, people STILL wouldn’t go to see it. How about some reality programming… Zombie Survivor - and you thought it was tough without shambling corpses trying to eat your brain. Zombie Factor - Stunts get a bit more terrifying when you add some undead, and we can all guess what they’ll have to eat in the second round… Zombie Date - At least he’s nicer than the guy your sister set you up with. ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/110 "2003-08-22T17:58:19Z")
Zombie of Arabia: Watch as a british Zombie stuglges to gather the tribes of Arabia together as a buffet. The Greatest Show Unearthed: The trials and Tribulations of a Zombie Circus… that ain’t popcorn their serving Planet of the Zombies: Charlton Heston Crash lands on a planet where Zombies are the supreme beings and humans are their lunch. Beaneath the Planet of the Zombies: Hestom must decide whetehr it is worse to be eaten by Zombies or radioactive mutants Escape from the Planet of the Zombies: Roddy McDowel and Kim Hunter escape into Earths past to feast on an unsuspecting human population that wants them dead… again. Omega Zombie: Charlton Heston is the last Zombie on Earth can he survive in a world of men? Under the waterfront: Marlon Brando gives his finest performance as a Zombie who coulda been a contender if he wasn’t a smelly mouldering walking corpse. The Decaying ones: Can Tony Cutus overcome his predjudice and will the the Zombie Sidney Poitier over come his hunger as they run from the law? The Good the bad and the decaying: A Western where the dead envy the living. ---
**Author:** ![mtrahey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mtrahey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mtrahey)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/111 "2003-08-22T18:05:48Z")
I’m thinking -A Connecticut Zombie in King Arthur’s Court – A Yankee-doodle zombie gets transported back to the bad old days where he wins over the people and the crown with anachronistic ideas and feasting on Merlin’s magical brains. -The Prince and the Zombie – The king meets his undead doppelganger who cracks open the kings skull and feasts on the goo inside. -Zombie Lord of the Rings – An alliance of the free peoples of middle earth and Zombies embark on a quest to destroy a trinket. Near the end of the first movie , zombie Boramir can no longer control himself and makes a play for Frodo’s tasty tasty hobbit brain. ---
**Author:** ![mtrahey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mtrahey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mtrahey)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/112 "2003-08-22T18:16:23Z")
Oh, almost forgot… My Ghoul - The touching story of young love and undead hunger. Ghouls gone wild - Undead co-eds get freaky. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/113 "2003-08-22T18:31:23Z")
Mummy Dearest–Ancient Egyptian Hollywood Harridan misuses adopted kid, then eats her. But no coathangers. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/114 "2003-08-22T18:50:13Z")
_Zombie Psycho_ Norman thinks he’s surprising Marion in the shower but it’s the other way around. _The Maltese Zombie_ After a rather strange crew of thieves discover they can’t bamboozle Sam Spade, they his brain instead. “I won’t play the sap-- Aaah!” _Gone with the Zombie_ Scarlet has a most effective method of keeping Tara out of the hands of the carpetbaggers _Bladezombie_ Deckard thinks his new girlfriend’s a replicant, but she’s much worse. _My Fair Zombie_ Professor Higgins’ attempt to turn Eliza into a lady goes dreadfully wrong. Gives the song _Just You Wait, 'enry 'iggins_ a lot more . . . bite? _Ghostzombies_ Peter, Ray, and Egon suffer horribly when they cross the streams, but it actually makes them more effective at catching ghosts. DD ---
**Author:** ![sultana\_of\_slash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@sultana\_of\_slash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sultana_of_slash)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/115 "2003-08-22T19:30:46Z")
Finding Zombie Nemo. The other fish in the tank are mysteriously belly up. Every time. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_Snerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Elmer\_Snerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_Snerd)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/116 "2003-08-22T21:02:51Z")
“Why do they call him Dirty Harry?” “Because he clawed his way out of the grave and hasn’t showered yet.” [REDNECK ZOMBIES](http://www.troma.com/movies2/redneckzombies/content.html) Hackers: Our heroes must dismember the Zombie Hordes with a variety of sharp objects while trying to infiltrate a computer network. One reviewer said: “Two thumbs off for the blender scene alone.” I’m Gonna Eat You Sucka Don’t Be A Menace to South Central While Eating Your Brains In The 'Hood Eight-Legged Freaks… Are a Tasty Snack for the Undead Remo Williams The Deadventure Begins: A Shadowy Government Agency fakes the life of Our Hero and arranges his training under Chewin, Zombie Master of Sinanjuju. Dude, Where’s My Casket? The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzombie Under the 8th Dimension Judge Dedd Stop, or My Mom Will Eat Your Brain! Dirty, Rotting Scoundrels Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead Four Funerals and a Wedding Debbie Eats Dallas They Live: An ordinary working-class zombie finds a pair of special sunglasses that allow him to see the sinister living humans who have infiltrated zombie society. Kazaambie: Shaq plays an undead genie who helps the kid that finds him. ---
**Author:** ![Olive\_The\_Other\_Reindeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Olive\_The\_Other\_Reindeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olive_The_Other_Reindeer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/117 "2003-08-22T21:12:12Z")
7:00 (FoodTV) **IRON ZOMBIE** The Chairman of the Undead pits a new constestant against one of his four Iron Zombies in the Kitchen Arena. Tonight’s secret ingredient: BRAINS! ---
**Author:** ![Tatsu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@Tatsu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatsu)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/118 "2003-08-23T01:07:02Z")
Scent of a Zombie Frank is a retired Lt Col in the US army. He’s blind and impossible to get along with, brooding endlessly about losing his eyes in his last encouter with a gaggle of the undead. Charlie is attending school and is looking forward to going to Miskatonic University; to help pay for a trip home for Walpurgisnacht, he agrees to look after Frank for Halloween. Their plans are thrown into chaos as the army of the dead rise and begin their reign of terror. All is not lost however, as Frank can now tell, by scent alone, where and how long any zombie had been interred before rising to devour the brains of the living, eventually tracing the army to it’s origins and leading to the mother of all showdowns… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/119 "2003-08-23T01:25:09Z")
Willy Wonka and the Zombie Factory ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/120 "2003-08-23T03:41:57Z")
_2001 - A Space Zombie_ The monolith uncovered on the moon turns the men assembled there into zombies. They’re all eventually killed. A mission is sent to Jupiter to try to destroy the monoliths. After Bowman goes through the stargate, he’s turned into a zombie and returns to Earth as the StarZombie. And, of course, the obscure movie versions of the Dickens novel, _Zombey & Son_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786.md?page=7)