# "Citizen Zombie!" "Gone with the Zombies!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 2, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786 "2003-07-02T15:30:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![davidme123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@davidme123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidme123)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/121 "2003-08-23T06:49:33Z")
IT’S A WONDERFUL DEATH In which Jimmy Stewart plays a zombie who wishes he were still alive, only to have a demon come to Earth and teach him how things would be so much worse if he had lived…bills to be paid, the bums at the IRS, damn politicians, etc. So he finally learns to be happy without his family, so he goes back home and eats them all. And every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings. After reading this thread, I almost wanna go play a game of ZOMBIES! [http://www.boardgamegeek.com/viewitem.php3?gameid=2471](http://www.boardgamegeek.com/viewitem.php3?gameid=2471) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/122 "2003-08-23T12:36:28Z")
\*\* Sunset Boulevard of Zombies \*\*–Everyone who played Norma Desmond looked like one anyway. Starring Gloria Swanson, Pattie LuPone, Glenn Close, Elaine Paige, Betty Buckley, Faith Brown, Rita Morena, Dianne Carroll, Deborah Byrne, Helen Schneider, and Dianne Ziegler ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/123 "2003-08-23T17:40:48Z")
Zombie Trek: The crew of the Enterprise gets turned into zombies…and no one notices. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/124 "2003-08-23T20:26:33Z")
[The Blood Red Shoes](http://www.imdb.com/Title?0040725): A young ballerina’s life in the _corpse de ballet_. Bob started this and typed in slippers instead of shoes. He claims he was brain dead. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/125 "2003-08-24T05:23:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by furryman \* > \*\*Zombie Trek: The crew of the Enterprise gets turned into zombies…and no one notices. \*\* Didn’t this already happen to William Shatner? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/126 "2003-08-24T06:49:40Z")
You can even “zombify” real movies with a little home editing on your DVD player: Clerks - Play the original ending and then watch the rest of the movie. Ole Yeller - Just put the last scene on repeat so they have to shoot Ole Yeller over and over and over… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/127 "2003-08-24T06:51:02Z")
Pulp Fiction - Just get confused by the plot. “Wait a minute. Why’s John Travolta still in the movie? Didn’t Bruce Willis kill him?” ---
**Author:** ![mecaenas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/91b2a8/32.png) [@mecaenas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mecaenas)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/128 "2003-08-24T07:06:24Z")
**Zombie, Interrupted** ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Jenkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Brown\_Jenkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Jenkin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/129 "2003-08-24T12:45:40Z")
Koyaanizombie: Hypnotic montage of beautifully photographed scenes of rain forests juxtaposed against time-lapsed brain-eating fiends. Brilliantly scored by noted undead composer Philip Glass. Hopi tribespeople at one point rise up from an old burial ground chanting “Koyaanizombie, Koyaanizombie, Koyaanizombie”. This goes on for some time. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/130 "2003-10-25T16:02:07Z")
how about “vanilla zombie”? mmmmmm milkshake;) ---
**Author:** ![Adamcomic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/977dab/32.png) [@Adamcomic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adamcomic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/131 "2003-10-27T11:04:47Z")
Zomboozled! A movie about all the zomploitation flicks listed here and their negative effect as to perpetuating zombie stereotypes. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/132 "2003-10-27T12:05:29Z")
Kill Bill 2: Revenge of Bill ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/133 "2003-10-27T13:03:43Z")
A Pack o’ Zombies Now: Will Martin Sheen be able to survive going up river? Can he carry out his mission and re kill a fat bloated Zombie Brando? Hamburger hill: War at its worst Zombies at their best. Watch desperate Zombies Struggle to follow orders and consume it all ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786/134 "2003-10-27T13:14:28Z")
“Zombie-pussy” Sorry, my ex-wife has a patent on this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/citizen-zombie-gone-with-the-zombies/185786.md?page=6)