# Civil War **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 22, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679 "2004-10-22T21:07:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679/41 "2004-10-23T00:49:10Z")
You got your wank in my peanut butter. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679/42 "2004-10-23T00:56:56Z")
You got your peanut butter on my wank! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679/43 "2004-10-23T01:00:37Z")
Jelly, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679/44 "2004-10-23T02:00:29Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > You got your wank in my peanut butter. > [@silenus](#): > > You got your peanut butter on my wank! And now your penis is stuck to the roof of my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679/45 "2004-10-23T02:13:21Z")
Must be jelly, 'cause jam don’t shake like that. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679/46 "2004-10-23T02:20:10Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > I’ve been wankin’ on the railroad > All the livelong day > I’ve been wankin’ on the railroad > Just to pass the time of day > Don’t you hear the wankers blowin’ > Rise up so early for the porn > Don’t you hear the cap’n shouting > Dinah blow my horn > > Dinah won’t you blow, Dinah won’t you blow > Dinah won’t you blow my ho-o-orn > Dinah won’t you blow, Dinah won’t you blow > Dinah won’t you blow my horn > > There’s someone in the panties of Dinah > Someone in those panties I kno-o-o-ow > Someone in the panties of Dinaaaaaah > Strummin’, and it’s no banjo > > And singin’ feel my dildo-i-o > Feel my dildo-i-o-o-o-o > Feel my dildo-i-ooo-ooo > O’Reilly’s on his old dildo **EddyTeddyFreddy** , I’ve been wondering something. Will you marry me? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679/47 "2004-10-23T02:28:51Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > **EddyTeddyFreddy** , I’ve been wondering something. > > Will you marry me? I’m a package deal: comes with two horses, seven cats, and an elderly Saturn station wagon, well encrusted with barn dirt. Oh, and the horses aren’t housebroken. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679/48 "2004-10-23T02:29:28Z")
> [@5 time champ](#): > > ::yawn:: Time for a nap. . . :: yawn Good idea. Someone wake me when the election’s over. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679/49 "2004-10-23T02:34:00Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > I’m a package deal: comes with two horses, seven cats, and an elderly Saturn station wagon, well encrusted with barn dirt. > > Oh, and the horses aren’t housebroken. I’m fine with it. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679/50 "2004-10-23T02:46:33Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > I’m fine with it. :: aflutter :: Oh, my! I wonder if Shreve Crump & Lowe are still open? I need to register my china and crystal patterns. Then there’s Dover Saddlery and the color scheme for the buckets and muck forks… :: madly making wedding plans :: ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679/51 "2004-10-23T03:53:51Z")
**Blackacre** , do not troll on this message board. Not in any of the forums. Re-read the registration agreement, which applies to guests as well as subscribers. Lynn For the Straight Dope [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/civil-war/270679.md?page=2)