# Claire Beauchamp, the culturally literate snob

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 31, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905 "2009-07-31T19:28:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/141 "2009-08-02T22:18:05Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> Shit, if Obi-Wan Bloody Kenobi got 2% I wonder what some of the main characters got.

They got squat AFAIK. Again Alec Guiness was the one box office draw. It was only later that it was understood that special effects could draw a crowd without having to engage in extensive contract negotiations.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/142 "2009-08-02T22:27:35Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> And incidentally, this is what Sir Alec thought of his renown. From his obit in The Economist (2000) ([Don’t bother, sub req](http://www.economist.com/obituary/displaystory.cfm?story_id=E1_PQPGGT&source=login_payBarrier))

And by the way, he should’ve been more respectful not only of a little kid but of a movie that probably paid him more than the rest of his career put together. He comes off like a douche in that article.

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/143 "2009-08-02T22:32:25Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> And by the way, he should’ve been more respectful not only of a little kid but of a movie that probably paid him more than the rest of his career put together. He comes off like a douche in that article.

Perhaps. He had some misgivings as well. Nonetheless, watching Star Wars 100 times without circumspection may be cause of some legitimate concern.

I don’t see why Guinness wouldn’t be permitted to be dubious about all the adulation for a frankly over-rated film.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/144 "2009-08-02T22:32:38Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> John Wooden?

Bobby Knight, I think.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/145 "2009-08-02T22:41:15Z")

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> [@Contrapuntal](#):
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> Then pick another question. How about “What college coach was instrumental in the introduction of the shot clock?” My main point is that sports is as much a part of popular culture as movies are, and that many folks who could quote chapter and verse WRT Alec Guinness movies know piss-all about sports.

I don’t know what “instrumental” is in this context. I know that my husband said it was because of Dean Smith, but I don’t know why or how or what your question means.

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**Author:** ![DfrntBreign](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@DfrntBreign](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DfrntBreign)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/146 "2009-08-02T23:12:29Z")

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O my word!! A discussion of “cultural literacy” about “movies” and , “actors”? \<shudder\> Have we really descended so far?

Culture is found in the libraries and private collections of “Those Who Matter” and the Symphonies and Ballets of which they are the patrons. Occasionally these works are shared by loaning it to a museum because “decent people” are generous and kind and wish to share the beauty they see (even if it won’t be understood).

Hey, if you’re up anyway, would ya grab me a Bud and crank up the tunes? I love Foghat!! And Bart Starr was Ringo’s brother you morons.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/147 "2009-08-02T23:57:31Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Bobby Knight, I think.

Yep. For raw numbers, that is. Wooden takes down everybody in win percentage, number of National Championships, number of undefeated seasons, and all-around class. Something Knight can’t even spell, much less possess.

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**Author:** ![DeptfordX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DeptfordX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeptfordX)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/148 "2009-08-03T00:16:34Z")

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For what worth i think Kind Hearts and Coronets is his best film.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/149 "2009-08-03T00:19:04Z")

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> [@DeptfordX](#):
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> I can’t believe nobodys mentioned “Kind Hearts and Coronets” yet. Forget Peter Sellers playing 3 roles in Dr Strangelove, Guiness plays eight different roles from the same family in one of his best performances.

Why is it that every damned time someone pulls out the “I can’t believe no one has mentioned X” card, [someone](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11398513&postcount=70) has [already](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11398683&postcount=80) [mentioned](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11401308&postcount=111) it.

Besides being annoying as hell, it’s generally wrong.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/150 "2009-08-03T00:22:57Z")

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Tell you what, how about we hold a nice Summarizing Proust competition?

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/151 "2009-08-03T00:34:23Z")

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> [@E-Sabbath](#):
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> Tell you what, how about we hold a nice Summarizing Proust competition?

You mean the guy who’s best remembered for being studied by one of the characters in _Little Miss Sunshine_?

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/152 "2009-08-03T01:22:33Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> You mean the guy who’s best remembered for being studied by one of the characters in _Little Miss Sunshine_?

_ **Beeeeeeessst?** _ WHAAAAAA!! AGGLE AGGLE. RAHH RAAHHHGJGKCKCKCKC!!! GAHHHCKLE!!! ASSHOLE!

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**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/153 "2009-08-03T01:51:20Z")

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> [@E-Sabbath](#):
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> Tell you what, how about we hold a nice Summarizing Proust competition?

Entries in Latin on the back of a _carte du poste_ to the appropriate address (confirm with your Butler), right? 😛

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/154 "2009-08-03T01:56:56Z")

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We could summarize Samual Beckett. I’ll start.

Hmm.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/155 "2009-08-03T02:15:51Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> We could summarize Samual Beckett. I’ll start.
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> Hmm.

We’re still waiting.

D’oh!

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/156 "2009-08-03T02:21:32Z")

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Relevancy of mastered subject matter notwithstanding, there is only one true indicator of ones having earned cultural literacy: **Sitzfleisch**

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/157 "2009-08-03T02:27:30Z")

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> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
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> Relevancy of mastered subject matter notwithstanding, there is only one true indicator of ones having earned cultural literacy: **Sitzfleisch**

The culturally literate have big booties?

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/158 "2009-08-03T02:58:19Z")

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> [@E-Sabbath](#):
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> Tell you what, how about we hold a nice Summarizing Proust competition?

Wish I could. I never could figure out what Proust wrote about in his first book.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/159 "2009-08-03T04:06:56Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> We’re still waiting.
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> D’oh!

Go.

D’oh!

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/claire-beauchamp-the-culturally-literate-snob/504905/160 "2009-08-03T09:03:56Z")

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Just want to say that I think that Sir Alec Guiness was not only a superb actor but was indeed a legend.

Also I’ve heard of Charlie Chaplin,Buster Keaton,Bill Hayley,and for that matter Beethoven and Handel and I’m not that old.

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