Clara Bow or Marlene Dietrich?

Hedy Lamarr

That’s Hedley (anyway, wrong decade).

Go to thisscene from “Morocco” and go to 49 seconds and then tell me you prefer Bow to Dietrich. I thought I was 100% straight until I saw that.

B cup, max. Can’t sing?

FTR, Moms age. Not really.

No, it’s Hedy. Mandela effect?

“It’s not Hedy, It’s Hedley, Hedley Lamarr.”

I went her basically because I really like those qualities in a woman.

Clara over Marlene, but I think it was Joan Blondell who had just the right amount of sass.