# Clarence Thomas asks a question!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 29, 2016, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546 "2016-02-29T19:05:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/1 "2016-02-29T19:05:15Z")

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[For the first time in over a decade, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas asks a question during oral arguments.](http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/supreme-court-justice-clarence-thomas-breaks-courtroom-silence-n528151?cid=sm_fb)  
Scalia dies, and suddenly he realizes no one’s gonna do his homework for him.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/2 "2016-02-29T19:45:26Z")

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Was it “Hey, where’s Scalia?”

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/3 "2016-02-29T19:52:06Z")

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Who messed with my coke can?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/4 "2016-02-29T19:53:05Z")

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This world just gets stranger and stranger.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/5 "2016-02-29T19:53:41Z")

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“When’s lunch?”

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/6 "2016-02-29T20:05:56Z")

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Next thing we know, Teller will start talking.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/7 "2016-02-29T20:06:23Z")

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Do you suppose Scalia kept the lid on him before? Maybe he had some juicy info on Thomas.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/8 "2016-02-29T20:26:41Z")

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Great. Now there’ll be no shutting him up.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/9 "2016-02-29T20:27:42Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Next thing we know, Teller will start talking.

Heh.

PS. If you have ever seen Teller talking it is actually kinda jarring…

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/10 "2016-02-29T20:28:24Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Was it “Hey, where’s Scalia?”

That was legit funny.

I tells ya- Scalia was keeping him down.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/11 "2016-02-29T20:36:49Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> “When’s lunch?”

To be fair, it was a perfectly fine question. But nothing that wouldn’t normally be routine that would explain “why now”

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/12 "2016-02-29T21:46:56Z")

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I’m going to be more generous and think that it began like this:  
I’m I free at last?

:eek:

Why yes, I’m free at last…

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/13 "2016-02-29T21:58:56Z")

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Robert Reich wrote on Facebook today that he attended law school with Thomas. Reich said he saw Thomas “almost every day in class”. Reich said, “the thing I most remember about him is that he never said a word.”

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/14 "2016-02-29T22:24:25Z")

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> [@stillownedbysetters](#):
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> Do you suppose Scalia kept the lid on him before? Maybe he had some juicy info on Thomas.

Or maybe Scalia had a habit of “jokingly” criticizing Thomas for anything Thomas happened to say when they were talking in private, and Thomas was determined to never give Scalia the chance to do the same in public.

(Possibly I’m reading too much into it. But that was the thought I had when this news story broke, today.)

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/15 "2016-02-29T22:32:08Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Great. Now there’ll be no shutting him up.

My concern as well.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/16 "2016-02-29T23:02:44Z")

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[“I’m sick and tired of this constant bickering over oatmeal!”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15812708&postcount=3)

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**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/17 "2016-02-29T23:15:21Z")

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Jeremy spoke…

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/18 "2016-02-29T23:44:11Z")

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When I saw this on the AP I was reminded of an old Emo Phillips joke:

“My brother says hello…”"…so ‘hooray’ for speech therapy!"

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/19 "2016-03-01T00:15:20Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Was it “Hey, where’s Scalia?”

Classic. 😃

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**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clarence-thomas-asks-a-question/747546/20 "2016-03-01T00:31:36Z")

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Maybe he inherited some of Scalia’s assistants, and he trusts them to come up with quality questions.

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