# Clark Gable's Ears

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clark-gables-ears/491580>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 1, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clark-gables-ears/491580 "2009-04-01T14:56:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clark-gables-ears/491580/21 "2009-04-02T12:59:56Z")

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I came in to mention President Obama. All he needs to look like a African-American Alfred E Newman is a missing front tooth.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clark-gables-ears/491580/22 "2009-04-02T13:04:55Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> I came in to mention President Obama. All he needs to look like a African-American Alfred E Newman is a missing front tooth.

Not for the ears so much, but I always thought [Ted Koppel](http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/ted-koppel1.jpg) could have played Alfred if they ever needed a live action story about him. 😃

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clark-gables-ears/491580/23 "2009-04-02T13:42:25Z")

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[Richard Belzer](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Munch)

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clark-gables-ears/491580/24 "2009-04-02T19:22:34Z")

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Ross Perot’s ears always start “Duelin’ Banjos” going in my head

[http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/images/2008/06/16/rossperotap.jpg](http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/images/2008/06/16/rossperotap.jpg)

While searching for that I also found these guys:

[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/\_S4vBC-4dYZs/Sa14q5If7YI/AAAAAAAAB9A/hvjDgb4AZjg/s400/ears.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S4vBC-4dYZs/Sa14q5If7YI/AAAAAAAAB9A/hvjDgb4AZjg/s400/ears.jpg)

Yikes!

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clark-gables-ears/491580/25 "2009-04-02T19:54:11Z")

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David Janssen, TV’s fugitive Dr. Richard Kimble enjoyed some mighty good hearing, I’ll bet.  
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**Author:** ![FrustratedIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@FrustratedIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrustratedIdiot)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clark-gables-ears/491580/26 "2009-04-02T20:48:34Z")

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Martha Stewart has huge ears.

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