# Classic Alice Cooper  - Love the band but oh those lyrics

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 13, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-alice-cooper-love-the-band-but-oh-those-lyrics/506306 "2009-08-13T16:44:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-alice-cooper-love-the-band-but-oh-those-lyrics/506306/21 "2009-08-19T07:52:55Z")

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> [@maladroit](#):
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> Can’t really get sexy to his lyrics, but the music, hokey smokes, made me feel all warm and squishy.

I don’t know. _Muscle of Love_ goes over pretty well at a gay bar on oldies nights.

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**Author:** ![Imasquare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Imasquare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imasquare)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-alice-cooper-love-the-band-but-oh-those-lyrics/506306/22 "2009-09-12T06:49:56Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> \*One thing I miss is Cold Ethel and her skeleton kiss  
> One thing, no lie, Ethel’s frigid as an eskimo pie  
> We met last night making love by the refrigerator light  
> She’s cool in bed, well she ought to be 'cuz Ethel’s dead
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> Ethel, Ethel, let me squueze you in my arms  
> Ethl, Ethel, come and freeze me with your charms\*
> 
> He used to have a sense of humor back in the day. Too bad his brain got eaten by all that born again crap.

He still does. He’s still performing that song in his latest show (Along Came a Spider).

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> “You don’t have too much to say,’’ sneered Cooper as he booted a lifesized rag doll from one end of the stage to the other in Cold Ethyl. “She’s good in bed - she ought to be, she’s dead!’’

[http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,26012320-16601,00.html](http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,26012320-16601,00.html)

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