# Classic Breakfast Club

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 21, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721 "2003-10-21T15:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Bandanaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@Bandanaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bandanaman)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/41 "2003-10-24T00:39:30Z")

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You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you.

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**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/42 "2003-10-24T00:51:59Z")

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wow teach me not to check back on a thread I posted in.

Anyway just to be clear I’m not talking about a band that says “I realize it’s a lot of people’s favorite songs I’m just tired of hearing about it every day” I was talking about him saying “Whenever I hear that song I want to put my hands over my ears and run away” With a snotty look on his face (he also tossed out a few more comments to the effect he couldn’t believe people liked that song but I can’t remember what they were just the tone was pretty pretentious)

There’s plenty of music I’d call artsy that I like what I don’t like is when a band resents their own success. Or has contempt for people that bought their ‘one hit’ but didn’t buy all the albums that the band released since then.

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/43 "2003-10-30T15:00:41Z")

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I want to be just like you … All I need is a lobotomy and some tights 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/44 "2003-10-31T08:55:40Z")

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I know I’ve said this before, but I hate this movie with the fire of a thousand suns. I simply cannot understand why everyone in my generation adores this evil, misogynistic, abuser/victim training video. Bender is **not** a hero. He is a big baby. If he doesn’t want to be treated like shit, he should stop acting like shit, and stop treating others like shit. I don’t care that he’s abused. So was I, but I didn’t claim that it made me better than other people. It’s up to him to make himself happy. Not Claire, not Vernon, not even his parents.

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/45 "2003-10-31T14:06:13Z")

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I’ve always seen it as a movie that took your highschool stereotypes and aired them out as ridiculous…

Bender didn’t get my sympathy, none of them did. But I could identify someone in highschool that was a little bit like all of them.

On a non entertainment level, my college psych class and my college communication class both required viewing of this movie.

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**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/46 "2003-10-31T14:10:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \*  
> \*\*Bender is **not** a hero. He is a big baby. If he doesn’t want to be treated like shit, he should stop acting like shit, and stop treating others like shit. I don’t care that he’s abused. So was I, but I didn’t claim that it made me better than other people. It’s up to him to make himself happy. Not Claire, not Vernon, not even his parents. \*\*

Agreed. Yet wasn’t the film entertaining regardless? Few of us are this logical and self-aware as teenagers.

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**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/47 "2003-10-31T14:52:17Z")

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After Claire is bitching about her life

Alison - HA

Claire - Shut Up

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**Author:** ![gossamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f07891/32.png) [@gossamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gossamer)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/48 "2003-10-31T15:24:08Z")

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And I thought this was going to be a thread about Don McNeill’s _Breakfast Club_. Oh well, carry on.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/49 "2003-10-31T17:30:25Z")

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Off subject a bit, but…I heard that Ally Sheedy was really fucked up drug-wise and that’s why she went stealth for so long. Yes, I know she played a junkie photographer in a movie not long ago, but this was supposedly the real thing. Does anyone know?

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**Author:** ![Miguelon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/91b2a8/32.png) [@Miguelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miguelon)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/50 "2003-10-31T18:43:08Z")

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You guys forgot my favorite,

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**Author:** ![Miguelon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/91b2a8/32.png) [@Miguelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miguelon)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/51 "2003-10-31T18:45:33Z")

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Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloadin son of a bitch, retarted, big mouth, know it all asshole jerk!

You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful

Shut Bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!

What about you Dad?

Fuck you

What about you Dad?

Fuck you

No Dad, What About You!!

Fuck YOu Ah!!!

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/52 "2003-10-31T18:50:35Z")

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Quoth **fessie** :

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> So does it strike anyone else as grossly unfair that the brainy kid still doesn’t get any nookie at the end? Apparently there was hope for everyone else (although I thought Ally Sheedy looked much better BEFORE the makeover).

Not only does the nerd not get any nookie, but he ends up doing everyone else’s work for them. So the message is that if you’re not a nerd, you never need to do anything, and you’ll still get lucky, but if you’re a nerd, life just sucks.

Movies really suck when you identify with a character that the writer didn’t want you to.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-breakfast-club/208721/53 "2003-10-31T21:16:30Z")

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Bender: “I think your dad and my dad should go bowling.”

Allison (about her parents): “They ignore me.”

Allison: “I can run away and I can go to the ocean, to the country, to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.”

Andrew: “Speak for yourself.”  
Bender: “Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language.”

Claire: “What’s your name?”  
Bender: “What’s yours?”  
Claire: “Claire.”  
Bender: “Claire?!”  
Claire: “Claire. It’s a family name.”  
Bender: “Oh, it’s a fat girl’s name.”

Allison: “Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke…”

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