# Classic topics Hall of Fame **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [September 12, 1999, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438 "1999-09-12T11:46:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/21 "1999-11-13T04:30:00Z")
## Sealemon88 – Thanks but no thanks! I’ve taken so much crap over that that I wish I could have it erased! Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/22 "1999-11-18T00:51:00Z")
Embarrassing moments.Example below [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002452.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002452.html) **Diane** : Just today I had an embarrassing moment (although it was more comical than embarrassing). I decided that I better take a pee break before I head to my kick-boxing class. As I am sitting on the toilet, I spread my legs and spit my gum into the toilet - or so I think. A short time later I am stripping in the locker room and about rip the hair from my crotch. I look down and there is a string of gum stretched out from my crotch to my panties that are at my ankles. The guys in the class never did figure out what us women were laughing about during the entire workout. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/23 "1999-11-18T10:58:00Z")
## Two words: Guy Stuff !! [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002331.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002331.html) Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/24 "1999-11-19T12:05:00Z")
Otherwise known as Farting around for 400 posts. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/25 "1999-11-19T17:56:00Z")
Sunbear: I look at it as Y.A.R.N. with extra gas and a side of tequila. 😉 * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/26 "1999-11-19T23:23:00Z")
Imagine scrolling 500 posts, in theold days! There is an advantage to these pages, 1-11, finally. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/27 "1999-12-01T14:48:00Z")
I just saw a topic over in GQ and it reminded me of this thread on Mayo vs. Salad Dressing. [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000560.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000560.html) Truly a classic! * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 1999, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/28 "1999-12-11T04:01:00Z")
The flat earth thread: [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000488.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000488.html) thanks to The LION Now, I’m bookmarking this current topic. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/29 "1999-12-13T04:50:00Z")
The 12 days of douching: [On the first day of…](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003268.html) ---
**Author:** ![Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/22d042/32.png) [@Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lost)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/30 "1999-12-15T06:38:00Z")
I nominate this thread - I laughed so hard I hurt! [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000448.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000448.html) ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/31 "1999-12-20T12:49:00Z")
The master list [thread](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000394.html) ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/32 "2000-01-02T03:48:00Z")
[left behind etc.](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000628.html) ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/33 "2000-01-17T01:37:00Z")
[Naked Pillow Fight](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003819.html) it had a lot of guests besides the main attraction fight ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/34 "2000-01-22T21:02:00Z")
A little self promotion: [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003163.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003163.html) Make up your Onion story. You can still add. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/35 "2000-02-06T04:54:00Z")
eden and slug: [here](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/005411.html) ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/36 "2000-02-06T22:02:00Z")
My favorite thread, the one that really drew me in to this board was “How to kill evil Nazi groundhogs.” [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/004725.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/004725.html) ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/37 "2000-03-09T01:05:00Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005772.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005772.html) Wally and Cybersex ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/38 "2000-04-08T23:27:00Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004155.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004155.html) onion stories II Save that thread and all the ones above, before theu go extinct!Post on all of them. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/39 "2000-04-08T23:41:00Z")
Oh, there was a part one to it: [http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003163-3.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003163-3.html) Onion stories I ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438/40 "2000-04-09T14:51:00Z")
Sunbear- My favorite was the one where it’s pathetic to keep a topic alive by adding to it now and then. Do you know the link? (Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Besides, if you hadn’t raised the one about girls being goofy to write $2 checks, (but you say you like checks?)no one would have had the chance to disagree with you again. 🙂 ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-topics-hall-of-fame/1438.md?page=3)