# Classic "Yo' momma" Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 26, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855 "2001-10-26T20:20:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/21 "2001-10-27T03:58:04Z")
Yo momma’s so fat, there are smaller fat women orbitting around her ---
**Author:** ![bender](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@bender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bender)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/22 "2001-10-27T06:29:34Z")
Yo momma’s so ulgy, when she go to the beach, even the tide won’t come in. ---
**Author:** ![bwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@bwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bwk)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/23 "2001-10-27T06:47:53Z")
Yo momma so stoopid, she stare at an orange juice can all day cause it say ‘concentrate’. ---
**Author:** ![Hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@Hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hombre)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/24 "2001-10-27T06:54:11Z")
Very old… Yo momma’s so fat…when sets around the house, she sets arooouuunnd the house. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/25 "2001-10-27T08:10:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \* > \*\*yo momma’s glasses are so thick she can look into a map and see people waving at her. > > yo momma’s got an afro with a chin strap > > yo momma’s got a glass eye with a fish in it > > you said your moms was pretty and young but she’s old as dirt and got hair on her tongue > > yo momma’s got a peg leg with a kick stand > > And some others: > > Yo momma so old her social security number is one. > > Yo momma so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower. > > Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu. > > –What the difference between yo momma and a trash can? > –The garbage men will pick up a trash can. \*\* Damn you, mouthbreather, I thought I was gonna saunter in here and play the Pharcyde card. Damn you. ---
**Author:** ![Hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@Hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hombre)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/26 "2001-10-27T08:10:58Z")
Very old… Yo momma’s so fat…when sets around the house, she sets arooouuunnd the house. ---
**Author:** ![DarkJudicator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@DarkJudicator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkJudicator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/27 "2001-10-27T08:53:21Z")
Yo Momma wears knee pads and yells “KERB SERVICE!” ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/28 "2001-10-27T09:50:47Z")
Yo’ momma’s like Candlestick Park, everyone gets a hit! Yo’ momma’s is so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out! Yo’ momma’s is so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Yo’ momma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in the parking meter, and waited for a gumball to come out! Yo’ momma’s so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween! ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/29 "2001-10-27T18:04:15Z")
Yo momma so fat, her booty looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud. ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/30 "2001-10-27T20:45:01Z")
Yo mama so ugly, Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died Yo mama so poor, her TV’s got two channels: on and off Yo mama so stupid, if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you get change back Yo mama so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her Yo mama got so much armpit hair, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock Yo mama so poor, I saw her at Kentucky Fried Chicken licking other peoples fingers ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/31 "2001-10-27T20:46:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bill H. \* > **Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died** Hey!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mogwei22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mogwei22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mogwei22)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/32 "2001-10-27T21:03:56Z")
Courtesy of my roommate: Ya momma got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/33 "2001-10-27T21:09:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ogre \* > \*\*Damn you, mouthbreather, I thought I was gonna saunter in here and play the Pharcyde card. \*\* A Tom Waits fan _and_ a Pharcyde fan? Remind me to buy you a drink if we ever meet. ---
**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/34 "2001-10-27T21:24:59Z")
Yo Mama- -is so fat she played space in Star Wars -is so fat she got shock absorbers on her toilet. -is so fat when she does jumping jacks the radio station skips. -is so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. -is so fat that from space the Earth looks like it’s got a hemorroid. ---
**Author:** ![Greenkeys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/dec6dc/32.png) [@Greenkeys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenkeys)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/35 "2001-10-27T22:20:15Z")
Yo Mama’s so fat, her belt size is equator! ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/36 "2001-10-27T22:32:59Z")
Your mamas so damn fat, to get on her good side you gotta take a bus! ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/37 "2001-10-27T23:56:36Z")
**Anticay** ’s mama so hairy, he nearly died of rugburn when he was born. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/38 "2001-10-28T00:48:15Z")
Yo Momma’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter. Yo Momma is so fat, The National Weather Service has to name her farts. Yo Momma is so fat, she has to use a bazooka to put her tampons in. Yo Momma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head lock. Yo Momma is so fat, when I was bangin’ her last night, I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass just to keep from fallin’ in. ---
**Author:** ![ferrisgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e5b9ba/32.png) [@ferrisgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ferrisgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/39 "2001-10-28T06:21:05Z")
my favorite: yo momma’s so fat, she went to the staduim and they said **git out. you’re too fat.** ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855/40 "2001-10-28T09:27:20Z")
Yo momma’s so dense she absorbs neutrinos! (okay, so it’s a nerd joke) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/classic-yo-momma-jokes/89855.md?page=3)