# Cleaning and sanitizing my wooden... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 27, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725 "2015-11-27T17:22:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/1 "2015-11-27T17:22:43Z")
This thread came about because I was on the main page, where the forum titles are on the left side and the most current thread in each forum is listed opposite on the right, and I saw the title of a thread shortened to fit as “Cleaning and sanitizing my wooden…”. Curiosity aroused, I moused over and the missing word turned out to be “…spoon”. How boring. What would _you_ have hope/feared to find in such a mouseover? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/2 "2015-11-27T17:35:59Z")
“…leg,” seems both obvious and important. Proper prosthetic hygiene is vital to long term health, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/3 "2015-11-27T17:43:29Z")
I thought of wooden [pussy.](http://pre08.deviantart.net/f747/th/pre/i/2011/147/a/9/wooden_cat_figurine_by_bulletsinmyheartt-d3hdbvy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/4 "2015-11-27T22:29:23Z")
Teeth. I’m sure it was a problem for George Washington. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/5 "2015-11-27T22:38:42Z")
Prose. It’s bad enough that it’s stiff and unevocative, but for it to also be filled with dirty words? Unacceptable. ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/6 "2015-11-27T23:25:01Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Prose. It’s bad enough that it’s stiff and unevocative, but for it to also be filled with dirty words? Unacceptable. are you a party pooper? :p:D ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/7 "2015-11-28T00:07:26Z")
Not any fun, but I was hoping for “cutting board.” Because I was dealing with that very issue. I think the advice is similar, so I’ll be ok… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/8 "2015-11-28T00:32:48Z")
Nickel ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/9 "2015-11-28T01:20:05Z")
I thought it would be: Cleaning and sanitizing my wooden Dildo:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/10 "2015-11-28T02:50:25Z")
> [@CT\_Damsel](#): > > I thought it would be: > Cleaning and sanitizing my wooden Dildo:eek: How about [a wooden Dick?](http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/569174181-nixon-wood-112996-mba-wooden-richard-nixon-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=9QMziWNtBI6whP66vhs4oTC5SiFjEQ7x56ZW4FpWLzNeKFsdE3uUVPwoZLYFxBdjYcercplW8WKI%2FhFQYIQxGg%3D%3D) ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/11 "2015-11-28T03:27:35Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > How about [a wooden Dick?](http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/569174181-nixon-wood-112996-mba-wooden-richard-nixon-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=9QMziWNtBI6whP66vhs4oTC5SiFjEQ7x56ZW4FpWLzNeKFsdE3uUVPwoZLYFxBdjYcercplW8WKI%2FhFQYIQxGg%3D%3D) The link is not working for me and I really really want to see it. Is it Pinocchio?😃 ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-and-sanitizing-my-wooden/738725/12 "2015-11-28T03:38:05Z")
The link says something about a wooden Richard Nixon.