# Cleavage at church wedding **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 9, 2012, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleavage-at-church-wedding/618217 "2012-04-09T01:15:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleavage-at-church-wedding/618217/41 "2012-04-10T22:02:03Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > That is a very modest dress. This is a mis-post or something, right? Nope - that’s cleavage. My point in posting that particular dress is that cleavage doesn’t have to mean this: [![](http://urbangrounds.com/wp-content/uploads/Wedding_dress_boobs.jpg) ](http://urbangrounds.com/wp-content/uploads/Wedding_dress_boobs.jpg) You can absolutely see the cleave between Kate Middleton’s dress in the first pic - there just aren’t boobs hanging out all around it. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleavage-at-church-wedding/618217/42 "2012-04-10T22:15:50Z")
> [@Voyager](#): > > And Beaver Cleavage is a definite no-no. I agree. Always hated that little brat. What? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleavage-at-church-wedding/618217/43 "2012-04-10T23:04:52Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > That is a very modest dress. This is a mis-post or something, right? Look, if I wore that dress you’d be all “Holy fucking shit, June is busting out all over! Doesn’t she have a _mirror_ at home?” ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleavage-at-church-wedding/618217/44 "2012-04-11T00:13:41Z")
As long as they’re not totally hanging out it’s ok. Your wedding day is the ONE DAY a girl should be able to show off the girls in church and not get hassled. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleavage-at-church-wedding/618217/45 "2012-04-11T00:20:42Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Having sex on the altar is frowned upon. Apart from that, anything goes, depending on tradition, religion, and personal proclivities. Oh man, _that’s_ why I got kicked out! …How was I to know there was a wedding scheduled? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleavage-at-church-wedding/618217/46 "2012-04-11T01:14:40Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Kate Middleton did not have cleavage. You have to have tits to have cleavage. (Sorry, Cathy.) I was gonna say… ---
**Author:** ![Cumberdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@Cumberdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumberdale)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleavage-at-church-wedding/618217/47 "2012-04-11T01:36:57Z")
If the bride is comfortable with it, go for it. The “church”, as in so many other aspects, is irrelevant. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleavage-at-church-wedding/618217.md?page=2)