# Clever Toast contributions here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 7, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654 "2000-04-07T19:38:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/1 "2000-04-08T05:40:00Z")
## Through the teeth and between the gums, look out stomach here it comes. ## I know that this is an incredibly stupid post and you probably think less of me for it, but it doesn’t mean I am a bad person. * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/2 "2000-04-08T05:43:00Z")
I always like peanut butter or honey, but I never thought of them as “clever.” Of course, you need homemade bread. My father makes it using bacon grease as the oil in the bread - that’s rather clever. Yummy, too. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/3 "2000-04-08T05:54:00Z")
No No athena dang it your messin around now… I mean them champagne toasts…damn * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/4 "2000-04-07T19:38:00Z")
Raisin toast spread with cream cheese has always been a favorite of mine. * * * Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – _another custom design by the mind of Wally_ ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/5 "2000-04-07T21:39:00Z")
“To absent friends.” (and thank you, Elvis Costello). ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/6 "2000-04-07T21:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by aha: > \*\*No No athena dang it your messin around now… > I mean them champagne toasts…damn > > \*\* OOooooh, I get it. I’ve always been partial to “To the Goddess of Wisdom, without whom we would not have the intelligence and wherewithall to make Champagne! We devote our miserable lives to her!” \ whooohooo! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/7 "2000-04-07T23:15:00Z")
All right then you thread hi jackin bastards… I like my toast fried in a pan with lotsa butter…then a touch of blueberry jam. * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/8 "2000-04-07T23:30:00Z")
To The Egyptians! Who invented bread. To Frank Shailor! Who patented the first commercially successful electric toaster. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/9 "2000-04-07T23:34:00Z")
Here’s to you and here’s to me. I hope we never disagree. But if we do, To hell with you, Here’s to me! * * * Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/10 "2000-04-07T23:46:00Z")
first guy: Skold!! Second guy: Sure it’s skold, ssgot ice init. * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/11 "2000-04-08T00:03:00Z")
May those you love you, love you For those who do not, may God turn their hearts If He will not turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles So that you will know them by their limp ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/12 "2000-04-08T00:48:00Z")
Well here I am, but damn, I can’t think of a single clever thing to say! ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/13 "2011-12-24T22:28:29Z")
And at the top of this page I thought I was out of it. I was a fool. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clever-toast-contributions-here/15654/14 "2011-12-24T23:05:04Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > And at the top of this page I thought I was out of it. I was a fool. Huh, I don’t know how that post ended up here. I wasn’t even trying to post to this board, sorry for the oddball post. I blame Tapatalk.