# Cliche cutesy-isms that set your teeth on edge

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 25, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162 "2004-02-25T19:58:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/21 "2004-02-25T22:36:36Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays. 😃

Every day is Monday until Friday at 5:00

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/22 "2004-02-25T22:49:56Z")

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I have a confession to make; I’m not left-handed.  
😃

Actually, I agree with you. I _hate_ ‘anyhoo.’

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/23 "2004-02-25T23:03:15Z")

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> [@lissener](#):
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> Finagle–
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> I’m on unemployment at the moment, so I’d be happy to screen your posts before you submit the. Post them here, and I’ll clean them up so you don’t embarrass yourself.

I’ve examined your portfolio and I’m afraid your editing skills don’t meet my current requirements.

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/24 "2004-02-25T23:06:04Z")

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OK, the one that bugs me is “For The Children…” I’m all for children and doing cool things for them, but as soon as I see or hear “For The Children”, my brain has a spasm and shuts down temporarily.

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**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/25 "2004-02-25T23:07:23Z")

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> [@Libertarian](#):
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> I hate “prolly”. […shivering…]

And “sammich.”

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/26 "2004-02-25T23:09:17Z")

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> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#):
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> I have a confession to make; I’m not left-handed.

Either you’ve posted to the wrong thread, or that’s, I’m guessing, a PB reference.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/27 "2004-02-25T23:10:11Z")

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> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#):
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> Crap. I say this IRL as well. I wonder if there is a whole group of people just dying to throttle me every time I say it…
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> :eek:

LOL. I sure hope not. I dunno why this bugs me. I had a friend who said it all the time and it drove me nuts. Makes me wonder what idioms I use that annoy others…

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/28 "2004-02-25T23:13:26Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> I’ve examined your portfolio and I’m afraid your editing skills don’t meet my current requirements.

Hm. Maybe that’s why I’m outta work; I’m a professional editor.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/29 "2004-02-25T23:14:29Z")

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Can I add “cow-orker” to the list?

Or, rather, I mean, The List.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/30 "2004-02-25T23:27:56Z")

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> [@lissener](#):
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> Either you’ve posted to the wrong thread, or that’s, I’m guessing, a PB reference.

It is indeed. One of the more obscure, and my favorite. How about we add “Bush-istas?”

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/31 "2004-02-25T23:31:09Z")

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I sort of like “anyhoo”, although I rarely use it, especially around here, because I know it bothers a lot of people.

Anyh…er, anyway, for my addition to the list: Mkay? Umkay? Mmmmkay? or any variant thereof. Stupid, annoying, condescending, cutesy non-words. Bah, I say.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/32 "2004-02-25T23:32:46Z")

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> [@Ferrous](#):
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> I sort of like “anyhoo”, although I rarely use it, especially around here, because I know it bothers a lot of people.
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> Anyh…er, anyway, for my addition to the list: Mkay? Umkay? Mmmmkay? or any variant thereof. Stupid, annoying, condescending, cutesy non-words. Bah, I say.

That actually comes from \*South Park.[/i] “Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?”

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/33 "2004-02-25T23:35:16Z")

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> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#):
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> That actually comes from \*South Park.[/i] “Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?”

Bzzzt.

Came from Beavis and Butthead first.

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/34 "2004-02-25T23:40:29Z")

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Wherever it came from, it’s still annoying. (“Anyhoo” is used fairly frequently on _The Simpsons_, if that affects anyone’s opinion on the matter.)

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/35 "2004-02-25T23:41:11Z")

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Please add “methinks” to The List.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/36 "2004-02-25T23:44:15Z")

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> [@lissener](#):
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> Bzzzt.
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> Came from Beavis and Butthead first.

:o Not quite old enough for that. :o

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/37 "2004-02-25T23:47:54Z")

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‘foaming ale’ when ‘beer’ would suffice. The whole mock-medieval thing irks me greatly; “Yeoman of the bar! two flagons of your finest foaming ale!”

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/38 "2004-02-25T23:52:58Z")

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People who hate cliches can suck my dick. 😃

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/39 "2004-02-25T23:53:55Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> ‘foaming ale’ when ‘beer’ would suffice. The whole mock-medieval thing irks me greatly; “Yeoman of the bar! two flagons of your finest foaming ale!”

“…and bring me a wench to defile!”

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cliche-cutesy-isms-that-set-your-teeth-on-edge/231162/40 "2004-02-25T23:55:16Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> People who hate cliches can suck my dick. 😃

Can we make that ‘attractive young women?’

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